Simon🐸

I live, I die.

[Simon🐸 @Simonjustsimon]

Rape is bad

[codey ✟ @letmedowngently]

just used my mcdonald’s points to redeem snapchat+

[🎣 #killAraujo 🇦🇷 #b2b #victorylap 🇨🇴🇺🇿 @n0thatdeep]

suicide bombing in an age where drones exist, pure love for the game, you have to respect this dedication

[Nat Sauer @natssauer]

the feminine urge to reply to a statistical generalization with an anecdotal counter example

[footballhead @footballheadchi]

Men will literally get together and just name movies they’ve seen…

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

every ikea should have a Beast somewhere inside. such as a minotaur or a dog

[A @seattleiminyou]

What’s a waterproof food I can eat in the shower

[birds' hell @saturnalreturn]

Your honour my client is not of this realm

[squintin’ tarantino. @wezi_]

Mango tastes like it’s serious about being a fruit

[ass @DemiLardner]

me in prison: ‘omg guys stop laughing we have to go to sleep’

[kunk @gunk4188]

dark incel nazi freaks have feelings too

[Speaky @ribbonmaw]

Its no coincidence that you can climb over the pharmacy counter

[girlboss don biggavelli @rwxoxo]

me at the jew meeting going dummy on the weather machine

[Bowtied German || 🐓 @bowtiedgerman]

Finding Dua Lipa attractive means you don't have the epigenetic europid blood memory of distrusting gypsies. I look at this woman and my DNA tells me she's just distracting me so her brothers can steal my livestock.

[Hello my name is ChudjakOfficial @chudjakofficial]

the fuck is my uncle sayinf

[Deconstructed Cachapa @AntiClimaco]

Very disappointed by the symbolism of last night’s dream. Just really obvious, derivative stuff.

[christian🐬🫍 @lunasnowgroupie]

insane plant energy you niggas not even trying no more @CIA

[❥ hazel ︻デ═一 @BluebriarArts]

imagine getting paid to ragebait newborns all day

[Bisexual Gamer Looking For Love, Pls look female @skramzbunny]

this just floated towards me like a green lantern ring choosing a succesor