NinjaTurtle

No vices? Very few virtues! Just take a shower

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@Mavhure AI 😂

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Help me win an iPhone 12 for free! https://t.co/hhzGqqknaG

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@IamChadBaptist They weren't just dating

[Michelle Obama @MichelleObama]

There’s no one more reflective, more honest, and more thoughtful than @barackobama. I’ve seen that in so many ways throughout our life together. And after seeing him pour his whole heart into this book, I know you will too. #APromisedLand ❤️

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

There’s no feeling like finishing a book, and I’m proud of this one. In A Promised Land, I try to provide an honest accounting of my presidency, the forces we grapple with as a nation, and how we can heal our divisions and make democracy work for everybody.

[NinjaTurtle @Simonkhayamoyo]

@TimTyrese Short summary: a woman scorned...

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@TimTyrese Making that 3 relationships ryt there🤣

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@TaiiSwiss Ykr, guessing most people reading this have been celibate for the greater part of their lives, since the day they were born, imagine years on years... and they didn't even have will power then, so nothing is impossível hey

[NinjaTurtle @Simonkhayamoyo]

Zimbabwe has to be the only country in which government meddling in the markets leads to prices skyrocketing.

Take for example, petrol was 85 cents until the 'Gvt' dictated that it's US$1.28.

Guess it's best to shy away from such realities and keep on moving...

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@TembaMliswa @edmnangagwa Please assist the nation in passing this information to the literate general and His Excellency:
https://t.co/DCFTxVtynK

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@xMaryke Heard about this opportunity last week Friday through a friend of a friends friend. Got on a zupco, ended up on a dongfeng. With a smile on my face eventually I handed in my CV + an application 'assistance' fee but still no response...

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@acielumumba @GetVidBot

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@acielumumba Mwedzi weNhuta

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@ZimEye You mean Heruthi ende charudhikeya

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@tisaneg It's sad really. The saddest reality is if changes in leadership were to happen at each and every level, most households' breadwinners would lose their sources of income, if not their freedom - as they pay for their crimes.

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@realDonaldTrump Everytime I watch the weather forecast I just can't help but think about this

[Man’s NOT Barry Roux @AdvoBarryRoux]

It took SAB just 2 days to deliver beers to all 9 provinces meanwhile the department of education is struggling to deliver masks and sanitizers for the past 3 weeks now to schools. We have wrong people working for the gorvernment.

[NinjaTurtle @Simonkhayamoyo]

Just a reminder

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Top 10 GLOBAL RISKS, this guy is amazing...🔥 https://t.co/45mbfnb8mw

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@TimTyrese @cleosexxy GUILTY AS CHARGED