Simon Laffont

I knew you'd look. Yes, voted Remain but not in a sulky strop. Stop whingeing. Learning French. Pronouns: It/Shove/Ass/Your/Up

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@heterodoxan As its hosting the World Cup this year....

Europeans see Americans take on NATO as them complaining that their favourite Quarterback isn't playing for the USA Soccer team.

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@BallinFFB Because the world cup is every 4 years (if you qualify) it's not a regular fixture. Usually played at the end of a long European season.

Don't get too moist over it.

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@bozo_ball Go on, I'll ask.

Where in Europe have you actually been visiting ? It's a big place.

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@bozo_ball @gar1872 They used uo behead Kings in Europe.

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@RhubarbBrown Yanks is shorter than "damn colonials".

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@kjmac111 The host country having a leader that's either jnvaded, attacked, insulted, pissed off or threatened just about every country entering hasn't helped.

I don't think anyone wants it to fail, they're just expecting it to be less than overwhelming for a myriad of reasons

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@WWFCJL They don't get British humour at all

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@CollegeFBonX Nobody in Europe would want to

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@Ivan_Schwakoff And look at what a clusterfuck the MLS was originally

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@NorwichMatt NFL is just a gay looking cosplay to everyone else.

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@HausenKS Americans don't sweat apparently

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@MynameisNadia__ Not exactly something for anyone to boast about is it.

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@posh_420 @johnnyrockets27 @Anth_Chatburn @Watson_SLdn Nobody cares

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@Anth_Chatburn @Watson_SLdn "Franchises"

I rest my case.

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@Anth_Chatburn @Watson_SLdn Now do a sport the rest of the world gives a shit about

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@cowboyshiesty96 @Watson_SLdn What does that even mean? Our 'local sport' is a globally played one. You're banging on about your stadiums used for a sport nobody else cares about.

It's the World Cup, the NFL etc are irrelevant.

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@MrJ9_FFC England alone (smaller than Florida) has about 100 full time professional clubs (probably more) across the 5 top leagues.

They'll never understand. It was amusing at first but is getting incredibly tedious now.

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@Remikors Don't do irony over there do they

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@OliLondonTV You shouldn't be allowed to dress like a twat either.

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@oxfjack Mine too. They think they're outwitting everyone else when really they're as thick as mince and totally fail to understand what the game means outside of the US.

A yanks take on footy is like them thinking they're eating healthily because there's a bit of lettuce in their burger