Simon Linter

I am a writer.

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@matosman Haha! He really wants to see those fingers.

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Make sure to listen to @BirdStreets awesome album Lagoon.
https://t.co/Ndp0ekxFkB

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Are you short on eggs for Easter? Don't worry. Dahl's chickens has lots of eggs - and more besides.
Our children's book is out now and you can snap up a copy at:

https://t.co/8KIJ1NjIrk
https://t.co/f8Vn7a20th

https://t.co/bY7cpUucsA

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Dahl's Chickens is out in a week's time!

https://t.co/8KIJ1NjIrk
https://t.co/f8Vn7a20th
https://t.co/bY7cpUucsA

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I teamed up with illustrator Margareta Hendefelt and our children's book Dahl's Chickens will be out on April 3rd.

Pre-order the print version, ebook, or audiobook here:

https://t.co/8KIJ1NjIrk
https://t.co/f8Vn7a20th
https://t.co/bY7cpUucsA

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@RoughTrade Fields

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@SavLocal Well, that story has holes in it.

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@rialina_ @Remarkable_TV @stephencomedy @JohnnyThomson2 @CharlieBrooks0 I know the pain of migraines. Bright lights are never a good thing.

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@BCAuthor21 Fingers Crossed @berenyi_miki

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@AuthorGoodwin 5

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@SavLocal I think Boris described the deal as "symbolic". You can make up your own mind what that means.

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@archer_rs Hold on - that's Spaceballs.

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@maggiegeewriter Finally got around to buying a copy of this. Looking forward to it.

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@StoodUpTooFast @berenyi_miki I've heard Bandcamp is a good plaice to hear new music.

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@maggiegeewriter Sorry to hear about this, Maggie. I hope you feel better soon.

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@ThatEricAlper If only you could have seen what I've seen with you eyes.

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@SavLocal At this rate, King Charles will probably usher in as many Prime Ministers as his mum did.

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@SavLocal I vote for the lettuce as the next Prime Minister.

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@maggiegeewriter Get well soon, Maggie.

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@archer_rs In Liz we Truss and kamiKwasi.