Simon Ludders

Does do acting, writing, voices and stuff. Stupidly excited by lufc, dog videos and breakfast.

[Tansu Yegen @TansuYegen]

When 2 groups of penguins meet on the road, they stop for a short exchange of information. When one of them moves in with the wrong group, a friend goes after him to bring him back🐧🐧🐧

[mariana Z @mariana057]

A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence.

For example:
- Jane ate her friend's sandwich.

- Jane ate her friend's colon.

[Davey Jones @DHBJones]

Tell you what would be a totally cool thing for Elon Musk to do. He should paint his bedroom, like, completely black. Walls, ceiling, everything. That would blow some minds.

[💂🏻‍♀️👋🏻вєαя🍻🇬🇧™ @BigBearF1]

😂🤣😂🤣

[Moody_Dr🚏ver©️™️ 🚍 @N0TINSERVICE]

A little known fact about England footballer Danny Welbeck.

His dad was a bomb disposal
expert called Stan.

Afternoon 😉

[Simon Ludders @SimonLudders]

Whatever side of the debate you are on, egging people to 'Punch terfs in the face" is horribly grim.

[Mark Lee @BrunchOfWar]

“News of a Communist takeover but for WHO, Matt Le Tissier?”

[Will Nett @will_nett]

To the tune of Eleanor Rigby:
'Captain Tom's daughter, building a spa in the night with the money she's made.
Using Dad's spade.'

[The Dad Joke Man @DadJokeMan]

I saw Michael J Fox at the garden centre yesterday.

He had his back to the fuchsias…

[Henry Jeffreys is working on a new book @HenryGJeffreys]

This is what I'm going to do to when I retire.

[Punjabi Whites @Punjabi_whites]

Celebrated harder when my takeaway turns up

[Simon Ludders @SimonLudders]

@ta_mills So losing is the new winning.

[Simon Ludders @SimonLudders]

a-tickle-a-penguin

[Moose Allain Ꙭ @MooseAllain]

How delightfully quaint some of these old Devon village names are, their etymologies lost in the mists of time.

[Simon Ludders @SimonLudders]

@DomMitchell Yes, would love to be involved.

[Andy - Burley Banksy @theburleybanksy]

#lufc

[Simon Ludders @SimonLudders]

@BrazenJules @LervigBeer Ah! Solid and meaty is an interesting take. Are you sure you didn't have Bovril? Im tucking into BrewYork tomorrow. Review to follow.....

[Theatremonkey @Theatremonkey1]

OPERATION MINCEMEAT: @mincemeatlive "a musical cooked to perfection" "One-liners and anachronisms still zing like bullets" "delighting and emotionally moving" "Plan to see it, then plan to see it again... and again... and again" 5* Standing Ovation opinion https://t.co/PR9Hye8ndf