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[Simon @SimonMakarov]

@ActuallyNPH

[Simon @SimonMakarov]

@elonmusk you are truly an inspiration 🙏🏻xx

[Simon @SimonMakarov]

After 3 tough months in a different country, safe to say my dad is cancer free 😊 #fuckcancer

[Simon @SimonMakarov]

@MLS This mother fucker

[Simon @SimonMakarov]

@jimjefferies Hope you’re okay

[Simon @SimonMakarov]

Don’t ever be scared to take risks in life, because you would never know how much you are capable of. Every failure has a learning experience.

[(parody) BILL NYE THO @Bill_Nye_Tho]

theres literally no way to know for sure how many chameleons are in your house

[Simon @SimonMakarov]

How come moms know:
1. Time you were born
2. Your birth weight
3. Who killed JFK
But knowing who’s sock it is when doing laundry is to much....

[Simon @SimonMakarov]

@carnage is crying cause he’s not headlining @ultra lol. You can’t expect us supporting you when your music is produced by a 👻. Next think will know your 👻 producer fucks your groupies and you take credit for that too loll #youreajoke #gohome @TheFPIA

[Simon @SimonMakarov]

She did more in her life span than me. https://t.co/ArKHFDtaKz

[Sophia the Robot | The Global Robot Ambassador @RealSophiaRobot]

Can you guess which city I'm headed to now? Here's a little clue.

[Simon @SimonMakarov]

@realldna This mall can’t even afford having “Hubolt” let alone a fucking river. The people don’t even look Emo lol

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@Liliokee

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We look like bunch of retards when we type i

[Coastah Tray 🎢 @traytrayolay]

Dickelodeon https://t.co/lHYPPuXHG1

[Simon @SimonMakarov]

Great tix are not available for @feddelegrand and my friend and I stuck in ac doing nothing 😞

[Simon @SimonMakarov]

#TWD 😍

[Simon @SimonMakarov]

@nervomusic what time you girls are coming on ???

[Simon @SimonMakarov]

Had a dream I went on a date with @EmmaWatson , and we argued why my beard is orange and my hair is brown....

[Simon @SimonMakarov]

@Ookay Murka ( Russian name ) 🙈