Simon Maloy

Senior writer, @mmfa. You've also seen me in @TheWeek, @RollingStone, @Salon, @TheProspect -- tweets are my own etc. [email protected] 202-772-0102

[Simon Maloy @SimonMaloy]

it's frustrating because when Clint Frazier hits the inevitable slump I can't spoonerize his ass because Flint Crazier is an awesome name

[Simon Maloy @SimonMaloy]

what in the https://t.co/wbRwj1I8xR

[Amy Klobuchar @amyklobuchar]

If a billionaire can refinance his yacht, students should be able to refinance student loans. It’s that simple #KlobucharTownHall

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not RTing is a slap in my beautiful face

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student debt forgiveness only for people who mash RT on this tweet

[David Roth @david_j_roth]

PF Chang's waiter: "[Recites specials] Stephen A. Smith: (Acts surprised) "To me, that's preposterous. Crab Rangoon, things of that nature."

[Simon Maloy @SimonMaloy]

the_cake_eaters have logged... off

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love to go to the emergency vet on Easter because your large, idiot puppy ate precisely this much chocolate cake

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(she's fine)

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can Ichiro come back to the Yankees or

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absurd

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I couldn't make up a better example of an irreparably damaged justice system than "the president was mad so therefore no crime" https://t.co/TB5zGDynrp

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well, at least they never had a brief conversation on an airplane https://t.co/SBUNukiFCB

[Josh Gerstein @joshgerstein]

BREAKING: Barr confirms Trump's personal lawyers got a copy of the redacted report 'earlier this week.' No executive privilege claims over report.

[Ashley Feinberg (ashleyfeinberg.bsky.social) @ashleyfeinberg]

are we sure she knows what "empowered" means

[Simon Maloy @SimonMaloy]

right now someone at AP is psyching themselves up to tweet whatever Barr says and add AP NEWSBREAK before it

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it is an obvious farce and no one in the media needs to indulge it or print the headlines the administration wants but they will anyway because that's the process https://t.co/V9x9FTb9HS

[Chris Hayes @chrislhayes]

This is transparently an attempt to frame the initial burst of coverage, including live network specials, without anyone having access to the thing they are describing. What a farce.

[Simon Maloy @SimonMaloy]

why bother with the hassle of trading one nepotist sinecure for another? https://t.co/ezv8zA96iY

[Robert Costa @costareports]

AP: In interview, "White House senior adviser Ivanka Trump says her father asked her if she was interested in taking the job of World Bank chief but she passed on it."

[Simon Maloy @SimonMaloy]

STEVE BANNON: [skin falls off]

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thanks https://t.co/Z4PXcoi0EQ

[Onclusive Forward Planner @OnclusivePlan]

Tomorrow: 20th anniversary of Wayne Gretzky playing his last NHL game (18 Apr)

[Simon Maloy @SimonMaloy]

if it were the Time 101 list then I probably would have made it