Simon McLeish

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Work all night. Sleep all day. Plenty of spare time to waste entrenched in fake news and sharing silly tweets.

[Simon McLeish @SimonOneNOnly]

"Do you like the Mac N Cheese?" He asked, eager to hear my response.
"Yes! It's incredible!" I replied, hungry & drooling, anticipating that first delicious bite.
To my surpise, the worker scooped a huge spoonful into the container.
Then another. & another.
Until it was full.

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To the worker who filled the container full of yummy Mac N Cheese this morning, you absolute LEGEND!!!
I salute you, god sir!

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@NZMAGAMike But insult weapons are still legal, right??

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I have gone the entire day without a cigarette,

and I would like to celebrate
with a cigarette.

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@AmericaReal3 I'm on my way!!

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@ItsJoshuaYoon @ShadowofEzra Pray u get off ur asses and do more then just pray, such weak, inneffective, cowards. You do nothing so you lose everything and wonder why the world is how it is today. Instead of fighting, you did nothing but prayed for a miracle that never came.

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@TheOnlyKemi Yes. I get paid to stand guard and watch other people work way harder then i do, then people thank me for a job well done. Its awesome!

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@MikeBales Ahhh, 2 out of 3 times.
Sometimes "the naked man" doesn't work as expected.

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@USA90sGal07 @AnvaAnvata The remaining 1% will never get into power.

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Ok, so the last couple weeks at work on guard duty I have been secretly practicing the ancient art of Invisability and I feel like i have made a breakthrough.
The other day while i was guarding, barely anyone of the public approached to talk or ask me a question.
INVISABLE.

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@USA90sGal07 What an amazing view!

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@Frailthefox @Wurzelspitze @america Try visiting a gay bar. All the bratwurst you can handle :)

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@USA90sGal07 @Bmbempower Rick Chow was found not guilty by a diverse group jury. He shot in self defence of his son i believe. Although i do not agree with chasing after Carmack, you have to respect the jury decision. It is unfortunite that a 14yo lost his life. Chow now has to live with his actions.

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@USA90sGal07 @Bmbempower Affer reviewing the Chow case I say those involved made mistakes. Carmack didn't steal anything and shouldn't have ran tho he had a gun on him, he could have easily proved to Chow he had nothing on him. Chow's shouldn't have chased.

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@USA90sGal07 @bellstrongblue Feel better soon ! :( sorry ur going through panic attacks. I grew up with epilepsy, seizures at night, awful. Will pray for u

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@USA90sGal07 @TheDean02 Lol nope! Not going on that tyvm! I will stick to my morning coffee

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"Cool Story Bro. Now, How About Those Epstein Files."

[Kiwiwayne3 ex kiwiwayne1/2 @kiwiwayne3]

See how easy it is to rip Winz off…

Tip of the iceberg 👇

Now tell me how easy boomers had it 🤪

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@blaq_en_belle I would have said, "Yes miss, how may I help you today?" & see how far the interaction went.

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I just witnessed a guy make top 6 in a Fortnite match on a library computer.

There are people with 5k gaming rigs and this guy was casually slaying on a crappy public pc, crappy keyboard and crappy mouse.

Died due to lag.
Impressive.