Simon P Edwards

I was born in Kent England, lived 25 years in Australia, and 15 years in the USA, and now I'm back in Australia.

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@afbranco @swampmonsters_ Elon only owns 13%, imagine how the other 87% feel

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New expression: Bidened

As in just Bidened their shorts

Bidened: to have shit ones pants uncontrollably

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@Theblackfemini3 We are, as a nation, collectively stupid.

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@TrumpRealDaily A: Yes

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In my opinion, Net Zero is a mechanism to transfer money to China.

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@GuntherEagleman Turdeau isn't going anywhere.

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@TuckerCNews A

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@adhdbusiness If it's Coles band, I would not touch it.

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@TerribleMaps Fairly accurate

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I do not understand why no one has been arrested over the Westpac scandal. Just goes to show banks and bankers are above the law.

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Let's have a quick competition: who can find and post a geotaged photo of an abandoned lime scooter helmet in Adelaide.
Use hashtags #LimeRandomHelmetAdelaide
#limescooter

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Enigma - Michael Cretu has some great music, here is an example:

https://t.co/jKYn85cmf6

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A giant guy just ordered a very small beer and all I could see was a yetti drinking from a thimble.

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The trials of our Q-Conn Post-Mix Quick-Connctor are going very well. For more information email me: [email protected]

Forget the thread with Q-Conn.

Q-Conn is an ourPRO product.

#qconn #forgetthethread #postmix

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Does anyone know why companies such as Google, Microsoft, Github, and Uber can't simply send a PDF of an invoice or receipt as an attachment via email? Why do we have to follow links or log into portals to access essential business documents? #business #email #pdf

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In Victoria for the next two days.

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@markmatsusaka It's not the sound that counts, it's who gets splattered that matters.

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@glen_malley some pack and ship places have secure shredding services.

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@glen_malley got you. I opted out of all paper statements.