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A royal corgi observing the political circus from the throne. Progressive with a common sense leash.

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@CynicRule

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@TheTweetOfGod That also applies to "Christian," ironically.

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@esjesjesj How's that medicine taste, Milo?

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@LauraLoomer @DHSgov

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@CBSNews

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@SenWarren There goes my tariff refund check!

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@nypost Champagne socialism as usual!

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@Polymarket Rare FL win

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@NewsWire_US America’s problems are apparently too complicated, so we’re going with Lake America.

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@disclosetv Hey Kamala, the Great Lakes are speaking now bitch!

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@Republicans Dems will save that meme for November 4th.

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@nypost Bold choice of words considering the circumstances.

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@unusual_whales Damn, there went my tariff refund check!

[Phil Kennedy @PhillipAKennedy]

Best I can do is change the names of shit

[Jared Moskowitz @JaredEMoskowitz]

EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY:

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@HouseGOP Before or after we pay to fund the Iran War and Ballroom with our tax dollars?

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@CynicRule Imagine being so politically cynic that ‘the president shouldn’t get to rename a lake shared with another country’ sounds like a partisan position.

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@j_fishback You have worked harder than any candidate running that I've seen in my life in Florida, and this is coming from a Democrat.

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@PollTracker2024 Data centers are common sense that need taxation and regulation, and blue states ought to enjoy the tax revenue or else the red ones will.