Simon Simons

IT expert. Enjoy go karting (could be a pro), watching Bruce Lee movies and speedway. Star of The Office UK

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@ChrisFinch231 @PaigeFergusson I've mastered the 1 inch punch

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@PaigeFergusson I could take both of them

[Big Keith @bigkeithoffice]

@LNFreer89 @Simonsimons2 @ChrisFinch231 @TimCants @_GarethKeenan @DAVlDBRENT not racing at monaco tomor then si? You should be!

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@LNFreer89 @ChrisFinch231 @TimCants @bigkeithoffice @_GarethKeenan @DAVlDBRENT no thanks I'm making shitloads from computers

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“@LNFreer89: @ChrisFinch231 @Simonsimons2 @TimCants @bigkeithoffice @_GarethKeenan @DAVlDBRENT oi.. no professionals..”

I'm not

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“@ChrisFinch231: @Simonsimons2 @TimCants @bigkeithoffice @_GarethKeenan @DAVlDBRENT Down Superkarts?”

Correct, at last

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@TimCants @ChrisFinch231 @bigkeithoffice @_GarethKeenan @DAVlDBRENT hey are you guys in Chasers? I'm go karting ATM but might join you later

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“@smkidrauhl: @cliffordmuffin @Simonsimons2 I'm not understand”

Me neither...

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“@cliffordmuffin: @Simonsimons2 @smkidrauhl what are you even talking about”

Oh, don't you know?

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“@smkidrauhl: @Simonsimons2 @cliffordmuffin what ?”

What's wrong gone off other questions?

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“@smkidrauhl: @cliffordmuffin Ah, cool :) then there is already dark, almost dawn?”

What's wrong, gone off Dawn have you?

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@yak182 no thanks I'm making shitloads from computers

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@yak182 I went down there when it first opened, still hold the fastest lap time record

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@yak182 no

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Just saw one of the Swindon slugs

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@lukehirst @ChrisFinch231 correct, at last

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@ChrisFinch231 @lukehirst Brent could take him, he knows karate, he'd send him flying through his wall. You just keep clear Finchy

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These Swindon lot really are slugs, Brent was right about them. I keep having to fix Wernham Hogg's computers that they misuse

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@ChrisFinch231 @lukehirst if he got aggressive towards me if be forced to, I almost roundhoused one of the Swindon lot last week

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“@lukehirst: David Moyes scrapping outside Emporium in Clitheroe last night. Brilliant.”

Gone off other establishments has he?