Simon Sparx

Simon Sparx. Writer for TIM.

[Simon Sparx @SimonSparx]

@Manhunt Ocean isn't as fun as mermaid porn might make you think...if there even is such a thing. It was more a workout that anything.

[Simon Sparx @SimonSparx]

@Manhunt @KillianAdam Haven't had sex in a pool, but have been fucked in both the ocean and hot tubs. And over puddles. Do those count?

[Simon Sparx @SimonSparx]

http://t.co/Y6Qk0vx Bachmann just got glitterbombed. New trend? #glitterbomb

[Simon Sparx @SimonSparx]

@rentboydotcom http://t.co/qXHp5q7 Spit shine and some roleplay sounds good to me.

[Rentboy.com @rentboy]

Photo: Fleet’s In!! Find the right sailor for your bunk on rentboy.com http://tumblr.com/xln3ml1be1

[Bluewoody*com @bluewoodyXXX]

pssst (insider tip) the GULCH is only $5 this afternoon with this coupon...http://t.co/YaoOijy

[Simon Sparx @SimonSparx]

@theswordcom http://t.co/7RjHqzQ Thanks for the @TIMPorn shout out guys! I just wanna bury my face in Isaac's fuzzy ass. @paulmorrisTIM

[Simon Sparx @SimonSparx]

@Sicilian40 I got all sorts of things for you. DM me.

[Bluewoody*com @bluewoodyXXX]

Find TIMporn in your town: http://sgplus.in/82e842

[Simon Sparx @SimonSparx]

http://t.co/XDu5Ey3 Dawson's 50 Load Weekend Collection is on its way, soon to inspire imitators nationwide!

[Simon Sparx @SimonSparx]

@Sicilian40 http://t.co/V9bqas5 <It's really hot in SF right now, but I would not mind warming up that hairy beast. Not in the least.

[Simon Sparx @SimonSparx]

http://t.co/4lEZ8pa Fantasy meets...fantasy. Harry Potter actress meets porn actor who spoofed her. WORLDS COLLIDE.

[Simon Sparx @SimonSparx]

Clothes. Morals. #its2hot4that

[Simon Sparx @SimonSparx]

#everybodyhasthat1follower who you'd gladly bend over for anytime, anywhere. In this case it's #mostofmyfollowers

[Simon Sparx @SimonSparx]

#TIMposter voting continues, 1 still has a slight lead! http://t.co/hil8qbG

[Simon Sparx @SimonSparx]

There is a gorgeous piece of man on my train right now...delays suddenly don't seem so bad. Oh I just got a pit peek!

[Simon Sparx @SimonSparx]

@ChrisPorterXXX I think every dramatic queer wishes they had a reality show and is hoping a camera is on them at all times. #queerproblems

[Simon Sparx @SimonSparx]

I'm so not a morning person. I'm always running out the door when I'd rather spend morning in bed playing with my morning wood...

[Chris Cunningham @TIMediaChris]

First, there was Part 1. Then, Part 2. Now get ready for a whole lot of Dawson. The Dawson 50 Collection: Aug '11 http://twitpic.com/5tko5e

[Simon Sparx @SimonSparx]

@JamesDeen That happens to our models all the time. Taking load after load one of 'em has got to do it!