Simon

My name is Simon.

[Simon @SimonTheCat27]

The Aristocats is the greatest movie of all time.

[Simon @SimonTheCat27]

All these hotels on the strip only allow dogs. This discrimination needs to stop.

[Simon @SimonTheCat27]

There needs to be more cat friendly hotels. I'm trying to hit up the Las Vegas strip.

[Simon @SimonTheCat27]

Im so majestic.

[Simon @SimonTheCat27]

Dogs suck.

[Simon @SimonTheCat27]

Bitches always be trippin'

[Simon @SimonTheCat27]

Good.

[Tanner Gutierrez @TannerGutierrez]

Im a cat person.

[Simon @SimonTheCat27]

I want cat nip.

[Simon @SimonTheCat27]

I tried to comfort Tanner after the Dodgers lost and he straight up threw me outside in the cold.

[Simon @SimonTheCat27]

Bear Country? More like Simon Country.

[Simon @SimonTheCat27]

Dogs suck. Cats are much more superior.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

We only rate dogs. This is a meteorite that has fallen from a clearly superior part of the galaxy. Please only send dogs. Thank you... 14/10

[Simon @SimonTheCat27]

@gayyberry The Troubadour is amazing. Ask for Kerri.

[Simon @SimonTheCat27]

@thelosthero26 You got this!!! I believe in you!!!

[Simon @SimonTheCat27]

@kaileybrock Sounds like all these young men need to start reading some books. I would suggest some of J.R.R Tolkien's literature. I've been studying his poetry and it has really opened up my mind.

[Simon @SimonTheCat27]

@kaileybrock Happy Birthday! Here's a pic of me to make your day better.

[Simon @SimonTheCat27]

I'm so majestic.

[Simon @SimonTheCat27]

I thought I would be a social media sensation by now, but it's whatever. I'm grateful for my 3 followers. Shout out to @gayyberry, @kaileybrock and @thelosthero26! You all are awesome.

[Simon @SimonTheCat27]

I enjoy baths.

[Simon @SimonTheCat27]

I am king.

[Simon @SimonTheCat27]

@gayyberry bitch ass.

[Simon @SimonTheCat27]

Spot the snow leopard.