Simon {Uni of Judea}

So. What are the odds on you downing a pint of snakebite? { College AU RP account for Simon Zealotes from . OC Friendly. }

[Simon {Uni of Judea} @SimonTheRattler]

@therossiposse /c/ I owe you for the stuff? Before I forget. *Reaches for wallet.*

[Simon {Uni of Judea} @SimonTheRattler]

@therossiposse *Squints* So rather than being like, a legs man or a boobs man, you're a nude face-ist man? *Pauses, sits up.* What do /c/

[Simon {Uni of Judea} @SimonTheRattler]

@therossiposse ...And that's why you slap it on with a trowel...? *Grins* Maybe you and Tabs could compare tips later? #Heh

[Simon {Uni of Judea} @SimonTheRattler]

@therossiposse /c/ been in my bathroom stuff? #ThoughtMyGuylinerHadBeenGoingDownQuickly #Gross #PleaseSayThatsNotTrue

[Simon {Uni of Judea} @SimonTheRattler]

@therossiposse Hey. *Puts hands up.* I'm...alright at the moment. I'm not in the game. Just don't - *Pauses, frowns* - wait, have you /c/

[Simon {Uni of Judea} @SimonTheRattler]

@ThomTheTransfer @lilmissmerton /c/ *Huffs, trots off to chest of drawers to pull on a t-shirt instead. Totally doesn't flex in process.*

[Simon {Uni of Judea} @SimonTheRattler]

@ThomTheTransfer @lilmissmerton The big - *squints, sighs* - that's /Chewie/, you idiot. #Oi *Glares* #WellIfYouWouldWATCHWHATYOUREDOING /c/

[Simon {Uni of Judea} @SimonTheRattler]

@lilmissmerton @ThomTheTransfer #ComeOn #YouveGotToKnowThisOne *Starts unbuttoning wine-stained shirt*

[Simon {Uni of Judea} @SimonTheRattler]

@lilmissmerton @ThomTheTransfer Sounds kind of creepy. I don't know if Yoda would be down with that. *Looks over at Thom* And Yoda is...?

[Simon {Uni of Judea} @SimonTheRattler]

@lilmissmerton Message: The worst kind of people. Without souls. Grease vs. Kung Fu fighting, what's your pick? Xxx

[Simon {Uni of Judea} @SimonTheRattler]

@fashonistamary @PartyGirlGrace *Nods, pulls impressed face. Looks over at Grace, nods in Marys's direction*Surprisingly hardcore, your one.

[Simon {Uni of Judea} @SimonTheRattler]

@fashonistamary @PartyGirlGrace You should go for a ladyhawk. It's like a girl mohawk. Partial shave. *Grins*

[Simon {Uni of Judea} @SimonTheRattler]

@lilmissmerton Message: Not much, just chilling. Where've you guys been out already? Did you hit cheese night at Arena? X

[Simon {Uni of Judea} @SimonTheRattler]

@fashonistamary @PartyGirlGrace /c/ got flung. Locates one sock.* How much do you still have to do? Almost there?

[Simon {Uni of Judea} @SimonTheRattler]

@fashonistamary @PartyGirlGrace *Comes out in trousers, still pulling on t-shirt. Starts digging around for where rest of clothes /c/

[Simon {Uni of Judea} @SimonTheRattler]

@TheCoolHR ( Death to the unjust institution and it's mandaaaaates. *Shakes fist at sky* )

[Simon {Uni of Judea} @SimonTheRattler]

@TheCoolHR { *Is difficult.* xD )

[Simon {Uni of Judea} @SimonTheRattler]

@fashonistamary @PartyGirlGrace Oh. *Pauses* Yeah, he can be. I'm sorry you got him on a bad day, you know? Like, he can be pretty great.

[Simon {Uni of Judea} @SimonTheRattler]

@PartyGirlGrace @fashonistamary *Hair dryer clicks off, through the door.* Who's an arse like what?

[Simon {Uni of Judea} @SimonTheRattler]

@fashonistamary @PartyGirlGrace *Sound of hair dryer from bathroom.*