Simon Ward-Thoms

Father, software developer, geek, dreamer, optimist, music addict, straight edge.

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You ever notice how many fantasy stories have an ancient race that was way more technological advanced but met their untimely end and now their machines are a inexplicable wonder to the newer more primitive folk?

Why would a more advanced society perish? What sprung this trope?

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We made it to World 4-1 in Spelunky today! That's a new personal best. We are smashing it!!

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Time to Spelunk-A-Dunk as a good buddy of mine would say! Spelunky 2, live now! https://t.co/AqkiZcXKGS

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Time to Spelunk-A-Dunk as a good buddy of mine would say! Spelunky 2, live now! https://t.co/AqkiZcXKGS

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@jeremycorbyn Thank you for continuing to fight the good fight. Reading through the replies is quite surprising how many people who obviously aren't a fan are following you just to pop up on every tweet and spout their nonsense.
Your loss was the biggest political upset of my life.

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@BorisJohnson you seem to be having trouble with the definition of this word. I did the difficult bit for you. #pmqs

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@Basicknight @mishacollins When 75%+ of the damage to the environment is done by corporations, the leader in charge makes a huge difference because it's up to them to create regulations and ensure they're enforced. We have our part to play but don't buy into the lie that this is the fault of the individual

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@JinkxItUp @LinusTech @JayzTwoCents This is impressive. I am impressed🙂

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@TwitchSupport I need some help logging into my bots account. Please.

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@LegalEagleDJ Been missing your TV/Movie reviews.
Could you please review the British Sitcom the IT Crowd:
S04E04 - Something Happened
S04E06 - Reynholm vs Reynholm

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@briamgilbert Thank You

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@BigpoppaHood @TrumpWarRoom @realDonaldTrump Do you realise just how insane this sounds? I live in the UK, I don't know my national Anthem, I don't feel the need to stand at attention to it, our children aren't made to salute the flag every morning. It's a level of patriotism that devolves into dangerous nationalism.

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@MrFrancis_ @NHarvey44 Ha! Oh wait... are you serious?

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@NHarvey44 Are you the Neil Harvey who composed Orca Reflections? If so, do you know where I can purchase a digital copy of the album?

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@chcrisstina @AlfonsoBonzo @Nigel_Farage I wouldn't use military force on a peaceful protest just to get a photo op https://t.co/Pu7E9YwzpP

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@PatriotBrother Where did you find this? I'd love to know where the quote originated from.

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@RealDoctorMike I'd love to hear your thoughts on this: https://t.co/YLMPEKwuP3

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@YahtzeeCroshaw would you consider a retro review of Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines?

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@joshuaTneale I never received an email bud.

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@joshuaTneale Sure. My email is [email protected]

My dad is just fine thanks and I'm not doing too bad myself!

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@thealisonkelly Oops. Don't think you meant to mention me.