Simon

don’t @ me

[Adrian F Malagon @AdrianFMalagon]

Me watching Lane Kiffin on the LSU sideline after the pick on 4th & goal:

[Simon @SimonWasnt]

@PilgrimageFest Hurricane is literally making landfall and Nashville is in the path - Pilgrimage still giving 0 updates.

This is great.

[Simon @SimonWasnt]

@PilgrimageFest Give a weather update or plan - a hurricane is coming through and your response is “100% chance of fun”

[JAiHAWKFLY℠ @JAiHAWKFLY]

Dan Quinn: “Pick up the ball!!!!!”

Falcons Special Team:

[Grimeymillionaire💸⏳ @grimey_laawd]

I finally found the video 😂😂

[Simon @SimonWasnt]

It’s 2018 and hula hoop dancing is still the stupidest thing of this decade. No change.

[Simon @SimonWasnt]

The same dude that’s talks about nothing but black oppression is the same dude that grew up with a elevator in his house you know that right

[Simon @SimonWasnt]

Oakland lost cause they didn’t stand

[Simon @SimonWasnt]

Dudes who rock just chin hair beards are the guys that did 9/11. No doubt

[Joseph Urban @hondadeal4vets]

Big ol doinks in Amish

[Simon @SimonWasnt]

If Beyoncé is your idol you truly need to rethink your life