Jon Simpson

I never know what to put up here

[Jon Simpson @Simp_daddy0]

@ayekeeno So a drunk woman who couldn't read someone's body language is coming up to him on a romantic date asking him for pictures and videos...

[Jon Simpson @Simp_daddy0]

@X_Spire @SpinninBackfist CHIWIWIS

[Jon Simpson @Simp_daddy0]

@LoosestUnit @PicturesFoIder I had the same thought. Could be a non alcoholic drink

[Jon Simpson @Simp_daddy0]

@iamhim452931 @PicturesFoIder 47 beers in 39 days isn't ridiculous.

[Jon Simpson @Simp_daddy0]

@FuentesUpdates Pushing the religion? I've never opened the door to a Muslim trying to concert me

[Jon Simpson @Simp_daddy0]

@RollTruTV @memechaotic I've only seen one in Chicago. I was visiting a friend and she wanted to go upstairs and walk to the escalator. She could see my confusion and she pointed to the slot nonchalantly and I pushed it in. I wanted to celebrate this contraption, but I had to match her energy.

[Jon Simpson @Simp_daddy0]

@HappyPunch Who won the fight?

[Jon Simpson @Simp_daddy0]

@Siya_twts Save the cheerleader save the world

[Robust Feed @RobustFeed]

Crazy that it’s been almost a year since I posted this and it’s still helping so many people get their first pull-up. Had to bring it back haha

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

🚨HOLY SHIT: Thomas Massie is spitting some FACTS right now that should SHUT MAGA UP:

“I think it's ironic that we control the House, Senate, Supreme Court, and the White House, and we're yelling 'election fraud'? I mean, we won all the damn elections.”

[SNEAKO @sneako]

Every based trad loves telling you how NYC is a failed state and liberal cities are communist hellholes, yet they all live here.

They don’t even like the people they pretend to be like. They want multiculturalism and they love to think they hate it.

I’m lying? Enjoy Nebraska!

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

YOU NEVER TRADE A SUPERSTAR WHO WANTS TO PLAY AND STAY IN CHARLOTTE, WTF!

[Emmanuel SarFo @Skysarfo]

Ghana has progressed to the Round of 32 😭❤️🇬🇭🇬🇭🇬🇭

[Jon Simpson @Simp_daddy0]

@katsuxbt Probably has 10 times the population of Stillwater

[Jon Simpson @Simp_daddy0]

I agree but can I see the watch. Is this a sea master?

[Wholesome Football account @mr_notblah_]

The baby thinks this is for her. She was not with woody and buzz from day one. Get a job

[Jon Simpson @Simp_daddy0]

@kinsellawarren Where were they again?

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

International tourists trying Texas BBQ is incredible to watch

[Jon Simpson @Simp_daddy0]

Can we get Alexi Lalas off my tv please

[Jon Simpson @Simp_daddy0]

@drpenking Alexi lalas where you at?

[MAGA Cult Slayer @MAGACult2]

Watchmojo, thank you.