#𝟎𝟖𝟓𝟗♂

[#𝟎𝟖𝟓𝟗♂ @Simpidimp]

Impidimp

⠀ ⠀ The Wily Pokémon

It sneaks into people's homes, stealing things and feasting on the negative energy of the frustrated occupants.

(#PKMNRP, #LewdRP)

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ♡ & ↻

[#𝟎𝟖𝟓𝟗♂ @Simpidimp]

“Are you going to grab it or are you just going to keep delaying? Seriously, if you’re so embarrassed about being wrong, I won’t hold it over you too much.”

[𝓐𝖉𝖉𝖎𝖊 🏳️‍⚧️ @NeedyAddie]

"... I mean there's just no way something that big can be real. I'm gonna touch it and you're gonna reveal I was right and that it was a prank, and I'm gonna look stupid for believing you for a minute."

Bargaining.

[#𝟎𝟖𝟓𝟗♂ @Simpidimp]

“Holy shit you really don’t believe it’s real? Fine, you can touch it if you’re really that desperate.”

[𝓐𝖉𝖉𝖎𝖊 🏳️‍⚧️ @NeedyAddie]

"Haha, real funny prank, bro. Take that off and show me the real thing now."

Denial.

[#𝟎𝟖𝟓𝟗♂ @Simpidimp]

“I~ knew~ it~.”

Lifting it slightly before letting it drop back down.

“This is the real deal girl, you’re totally smaller aren’t you.”

[𝓐𝖉𝖉𝖎𝖊 🏳️‍⚧️ @NeedyAddie]

"..."

The smug smirk on her face fades away almost instantly, Addie's eyes almost bulging out of her skull.

"... H-hahaha... That's a really realistic strap, dude. Nice."

[#𝟎𝟖𝟓𝟗♂ @Simpidimp]

@roartotime Best not to use it at all with Aphrodite, after all isn’t it better to devote herself fully to her hubby~?

Still, scary…

[#𝟎𝟖𝟓𝟗♂ @Simpidimp]

Aaaaand plop!

[#𝟎𝟖𝟓𝟗♂ @Simpidimp]

“Pff, if you’re bigger~.”

Starting to pull his shorts down, his outfit is a pain sometimes.

“That’s funny.”

[𝓐𝖉𝖉𝖎𝖊 🏳️‍⚧️ @NeedyAddie]

"Tsk... If I'm bigger, what do I get~?"

[#𝟎𝟖𝟓𝟗♂ @Simpidimp]

What, surprised a tiny impidimp like him has all that?

That’s not the only place he’s packing either~.

[#𝟎𝟖𝟓𝟗♂ @Simpidimp]

“I don’t know man, aren’t you? I’m willing to go through with this with you if you are.”

[𝓐𝖉𝖉𝖎𝖊 🏳️‍⚧️ @NeedyAddie]

"... Y-you're not serious about that, are you?"

[𝕋𝕪𝕡𝕙𝕝𝕠𝕤𝕚𝕠𝕟 @Volcanic0mb]

╔
⠀ 𝕊𝕙𝕖’𝕤 𝕒 𝕓𝕠𝕞𝕓

⠀ ⠀ 𝔾𝕖𝕥𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕕𝕪 𝕥𝕠 𝕓𝕝𝕠𝕨
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ╝
𝑵/𝑺𝑭𝑾
𝑴𝒊𝒏𝒐𝒓𝒔 𝑫𝑵𝑰
𝑾𝒂𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈: 𝒍𝒆𝒘𝒅 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒎𝒆𝒔 𝒂𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒅

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 𝖁𝖔𝖑𝖈𝖆𝖓𝖔 𝕻𝖔𝖐𝖊𝖒𝖔𝖓

[#𝟎𝟖𝟓𝟗♂ @Simpidimp]

“So like, want me to just take my shorts off or..?”

Reaching down ready to unbutton them.

[𝓐𝖉𝖉𝖎𝖊 🏳️‍⚧️ @NeedyAddie]

"Tsk—..."

Her face turns bright red, Addie averting her gaze away from him. She was actually quite unsure of what to say at this point...

[#𝟎𝟖𝟓𝟗♂ @Simpidimp]

Ohmygod right?

Like, sometimes I just can’t handle how heavy it feels.

[ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ｡𝐋α𝗄𝗋υ'𝗌ᅠ𖦹ᅠ𝐃α𝗋𝗄 ° ‧ @ADARKGAZE]

ᅠᅠ
obviously .ᐟ
sometimes it's just too much …
ᅠᅠ

[#𝟎𝟖𝟓𝟗♂ @Simpidimp]

So you feel the same way?

[#𝟎𝟖𝟓𝟗♂ @Simpidimp]

@roartotime Right, still not used to the whole seeing across time thing.

Oh well, he’ll just enjoy this hug, though a shiver went down his back after she thought about pegging…

[#𝟎𝟖𝟓𝟗♂ @Simpidimp]

“You sure? You talk about me and what I’m packing an awful lot…

I could just show you.”

[𝓐𝖉𝖉𝖎𝖊 🏳️‍⚧️ @NeedyAddie]

"... THAT'S NOT WHAT I SAID—"

[#𝟎𝟖𝟓𝟗♂ @Simpidimp]

“I uh, pfft, nah it’s not a rock. Definitely just as hard as one, especially if you keep looking like that…”

God it’s so hard to focus already.

[Calyx Thornvale @GhostlyLewd]

@Simpidimp "so what's this about having something big is it a rock or something?"

[Ꭲꮖꭺꮑꭺ @CherishBallBBY]

ℕ𝕠𝕨 𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕚𝕟𝕘: ℝ𝕠𝕦𝕥𝕖 𝟙

[#𝟎𝟖𝟓𝟗♂ @Simpidimp]

“Holy shit you still want to see my dick??

Goddamn, girl…”

[𝓐𝖉𝖉𝖎𝖊 🏳️‍⚧️ @NeedyAddie]

"Ugh... Probably got a smaller dick than me, still. And I'm a girl...~"

[#𝟎𝟖𝟓𝟗♂ @Simpidimp]

@roartotime Oh… and here he wanted to surprise her later, he had this whole thing planned out…

Whatever, he’s happy being held by his wife~ who he loves sooo much.

[#𝟎𝟖𝟓𝟗♂ @Simpidimp]

“I’m a freak and a pain in the ass, I’m not going to be cruel about my friend’s identities.

Still doesn’t make your behaviour any less pathetic though.”

[𝓐𝖉𝖉𝖎𝖊 🏳️‍⚧️ @NeedyAddie]

"STOP BEING SUPPORTIVE, I'M TRYING TO BE HATEFUL."