SimpleSam

31. married. disabled.

[SimpleSam @Simple_sam3]

A thread of my prediction for natlan

I believe the tribes all join into a contest thats held every year to be the next pyro archon. That you win against all the tribes to get to then fight the archon for the gnosis to then bcome the next archon, pokemon elite 4 champion style. +

[Kasimir @kaschronicle]

Made steak with berries and honey (bear meal), everyone who didn’t eat it made fun of me but everyone who tried it called me a genius

[Buffpup 🦴VchiBan✨ @Buffpup_]

Just two neighbors 🧡🩷

🔗: https://t.co/lPwcHZ4Yxy

[Maka ⛓️🐶 Comms on vgen! @Makabunn]

Discounted comms are up!! Even more is listed on vgen! Check everything out there!

[HYPEX @HYPEX]

FORTNITE OCTOBER '26 CREW SKIN

[ames 🪿🌟🌷 @antimirrorball]

our ancestors would have brought out the guillotine by now and i don’t think that’s an over exaggeration. the people with enough money to rule the world do not care about us. we mustn’t care about them. revolutions have always started over the price of bread.

[LJ✨ @louisejulie_]

The fuck do you mean twenty three years ago

[BAKER @FUCKYOUBAKER]

SOME WALL PAPERS FOR YOU OR YOUR SHIT HEAD COUSIN

[ً @starripvre]

old naruto artists may not have had ai but they were definitely high asf

[BonkDaCarnivore @BonkDaCarnivore]

Fact check: False.

The reason you're seeing all these recalls all of a sudden isn't just bad luck. It's because we USED to do on-site inspections before the product was boxed up and sent throughout the country. Then DOGE came in and fired most of the inspectors. Now we don't realize that our fucking MANGOES come with 4 days of simultaneously throwing up and explosive diarrhea at the exact same moment until they're already out in the wild.

Golden Age, baby.

[j aubrey 🤠 @jaubreyYT]

Not really what I want the Vice President to be saying

[𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖_𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @SundaeDivine]

"Eggs expensive under Biden" was a story for six months. "Trump made everything expensive on purpose" is apparently just a Trump personality quirk we're all supposed to get used to.

[Rebaka @Rebakachan]

I don’t think enough people think about how not only is this dangerous but it’s kinda also theft because not a single time have I ever gotten money back from a recalled product so that’s just money in the trashcan

[Sara McGee for Texas HD 132 @SaraForTexLege]

Things make a lot more sense when you realize that every time Trump talks about the “economy,” he is referring to his personal bank account.

[𝔈 𝔪 𝔟 𝔢 𝔯 🩸 @onyxicca]

His goldfish died in late November 2025 at about 3 years old after a bacterial infection but he managed to take down Consort Radahn before he left us. He will be remembered as Tortellini the Golden 🐠

[Raoul’s Natural Aegyo @arcthunderrz]

Well well well… if it isn’t the butthole brothers

[⚙️ GRAY 🪽 A New Era @GrayZStars]

What do you MEAN new Pokémon movie for the first time in 7 years

What do you MEAN IT'S ABOUT THE TCG

What DO YOU MEAN ANIMATED BY CLOVERWORKS??!?!!

WHAT DO UOU MEAN MIMIKUI IS THE STAR??????

[Jenni @hashjenni]

The audacity of politicians to say that “No one wants socialism” while enjoying free healthcare, pensions, and lifetime salaries is wild.