Dr.Simples™

🇨🇮&🇿🇲| Twitter Vet from the 2011-2014 Twitter era #Anime☯️ #CFC⚽️ #Knicks🏀

[Dr.Simples™ @SimplesLAD]

Hear yee Hear yee!‼️📢

I, Dr.Simples have received good news and been told that I have an extra ticket to sell for #recessland next weekend🥳

This is good news because now that I’m selling 3️⃣x tickets, I can discount my price to suit you desperate folk…Help Me Help You 🫱🏾‍🫲🏿

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

My top 5 most embarrassing penalties of all time

[Dr.Simples™ @SimplesLAD]

@WilliWi61461128 @OZODERA Delap neg dif* 🤧

[Marca Zonal | Data & Fútbol 📊 @Marca_Zonal]

INCREÍBLE 😅

Armaron un compilado de 7 MINUTOS con errores arbitrales que favorecieron al Arsenal durante la Premier League 2025/26 😳

[Debbie 💙 @DebsSZN]

A deal was struck at HT. CITY ARE GOING TO LET US WIN THE FA CUPPPPPP

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

4th mistake from Sanchez, 12th for City and Stamford Bridge goes wild

[Dubois @CFC_Dubois]

“SANCHEZ HAS ROLLED THE BALL INTO HIS OWN NET…. ITS TWELVE FOR CITY”

[Professor Hamza Ballon Dor @mancityhardcore]

🚨Breaking News

Mourinho has spoken about Arsenal after Southampton defeat

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Tackle From Behind @tacklefromb]

Why does this look like an Arsenal Corner https://t.co/9lN1LkIWv4

[Shaun @LfcShaunjudge]

😂😂😂 facts..

[Felix🇦🇷 @cfc_felixx]

Once upon a time at Chelsea football club ☠️
https://t.co/AaZfte5l4g

[Dr.Simples™ @SimplesLAD]

@DNA_GTFOH Lol objectively you won the battle g but his 3rd is iconic Gary 🤣🤧

[Dr.Simples™ @SimplesLAD]

@CFC_Janty Hazard in for Gerrard and it’s a perfect XI💪🏾

[Ems @Ems_pitchtalks]

£39m will never get you a world class striker. Never #mufc #chelsea #ClubWorldCup2025

[𝕃𝔼𝔼 @leecfc10]

Chelsea losing this game to push the board and Maresca to sign quality players and finally sell Jackson

[Dr.Simples™ @SimplesLAD]

@Swordman908 I’m starting to see the funny side of certain folk rage-baiting the One Piece community with such posts 🤣
Objectively we can say:

Blackbeard EoS > Mihawk
Kizaru > Fujitora
Kaido > King
Mr. 0 > Mr. 1
Enel > The whole of the Sky Islands
Moria > Zombie Ryuma

[Dr.Simples™ @SimplesLAD]

I got 1x Saturday RECESSLAND ticket left to sell at £75

Can do in person transfer or virtually

Holla at your boy

Simples ✊🏾

[Dr.Simples™ @SimplesLAD]

RECESSLAND TICKETS RIGHT HERE 👇🏾

I got ✌🏾 packs of each flavour left:

- 2x OG (Saturday - Day 1) KUSH
- 2x Lemon (Sunday - Day 2) HAZE

Berry Berry Good Deal My Friends🤠

AXS App transfer 🤲🏾

My DMs are open for enquiries and negotiations so be quick as these will get taken!

[Dr.Simples™ @SimplesLAD]

@kofosanya I’ve got exactly 2x Saturday Tickets just for you✌🏾

[Dr.Simples™ @SimplesLAD]

Further proof can be acquired upon request 🤗

[Dr.Simples™ @SimplesLAD]

RECESSLAND TICKETS RIGHT HERE 👇🏾

I got ✌🏾 packs of each flavour left:

- 2x OG (Saturday - Day 1) KUSH
- 2x Lemon (Sunday - Day 2) HAZE

Berry Berry Good Deal My Friends🤠

AXS App transfer 🤲🏾

My DMs are open for enquiries and negotiations so be quick as these will get taken!