Citalliiii

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[ol’ stocky ⛳️ @oldstocky]

When the email says “any update on this?” and the update is I forgot it existed

[MsLifeGoesOn🖤🪐. @jordaansp1]

If your AC stay on 67-70 dont invite me to that igloo you live in

[KAIMORALLE CONSULTS LIMITED @KaiMoralleCoffe]

when October hits don't ask me if I wanna do spooky stuff with you just come get me

[braylonnn @braylon125]

I cannot hide irritation to save my life

[Yawns in Lawyer @SunnyEaton]

I have decided to forgive my own student loans. Peace be with you.

[2x @brodi2x]

If I don't text you saying happy New Year we still gang I’m just lazy

[Big Britt @bigfacebritt]

The millennial urge to quit my job every time they ask me to do my job

[smarty pants (she/ her) @dopegirlfresh]

too old to be carrying on like this.

[lextx @_lexxmarieee]

I don’t chase . I attract. What belongs to me will simply find me. 🧿🧿🧿

[mika @themikalaleeann]

no longer adhering to the narrative that im too much or not enough. i am everything and muthafuckin more. get into it.

[Citalliiii @Simply_Ceeee]

@Gmo7 Let’s reach out to Old Man Jenkins and make it happen!

[JayJay ᥫ᭡ @Jameca2011]

When Tommy Pickles said, “I don’t want SPONSERBILERIES no more!!” I felt that.

[Gerrod D. @thatboy_Wise]

You’re the most permanent person in your life. So choose you, always.

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

if yo hairstylist , make up artist , or nail tech text you “hey boo” the day of your appointment .. just gone head cry 😂

[Somebody’s Son @insidejoke317]

If u don’t drink liquor for breakfast on vacation please don’t invite me

[The Black Supreme Kai @BlackSupremeKai]

Do we really need to be at work for EIGHT HOURS?