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Narth: To the Stars ✨ 💍@calebhyles 🥰

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

This is so accurate 😂

[Tekko @TeamTekko]

Returning to Tekko is @CalebHyles ! With 1.5M YouTube subscribers and 800k+ Spotify listeners, Caleb brings his larger-than-life voice to anime like Made In Abyss and Kaiju No. 8, plus RWBY, video game soundtracks, and his acclaimed 2025 LP The Darkness Before the Dawn.

[Caleb Hyles @CalebHyles]

Some thoughts on Jax and The Amazing Digital Circus, one month out from the finale.

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

An American man held a door open for me at Target.

I was 30 feet away.

He waited. Silently. Like a soldier holding a position.

In Japan, if someone holds a door, you are right behind them and it would hit you in the face otherwise. It is not kindness. It is physics.

This man chose to wait. I was so far away I had to jog. I did a small run. The awkward run you do when someone holds a door and you are too far to walk but too close to ignore.

I said "Thank you" while breathing heavily, like I had just finished a marathon sponsored by Target.

Then it happened.

I held the door for someone else. A woman with a stroller. She smiled and said, "Thank you, sweetheart."

A stranger called me sweetheart.

In Japan, the last person who called me sweetheart was my mother. I was five. I had a fever.

Now I hold every door. I held a door last week for six people in a row. I couldn't leave. I was trapped by my own politeness. I stood there for two minutes like a doorman who works for free.

The sixth person said, "You're a gentleman."

I have been holding doors for three months now. My right arm is visibly stronger than my left.

My wife asked why.

I said, "America."

She did not ask further questions.

[Smoofy @SimplyAisling]

@japan_nobunaga This is poetry

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

In Texas they told me to stop at Buc-ee's for gas.

I have been to shrines. I have stood in temples that took two hundred years to build.

I was not prepared for the gas station.

There were one hundred and twenty fuel pumps.

I counted them because I did not believe them.

A man beside me was filling a truck the size of my first apartment, and he was not filling it because it was empty.

He was filling it because he was here, and here is where a man fills things.

Inside was a hall so vast I lost the horizon.

A wall of jerky. A wall of fudge I did not know the country produced.

A brisket sandwich handed to me by a man in a beaver costume.

And I want to be clear, the beaver is not a mascot.

The beaver is a saint.

The people speak of him the way my grandmother spoke of the mountain behind her house.

And the bathrooms.

I had been warned about the bathrooms and I had dismissed the warning as the pride of a loud people.

I was wrong to dismiss it.

The bathrooms are famous across the whole state and they have earned it.

I have slept in worse hotels. I nearly bowed upon entering.

A janitor was polishing the floor with the devotion of a man tending a garden he loved, and when I thanked him he said "welcome in," which I have since learned is what Texas says instead of hello, and also instead of I am glad you exist.

I went in for gas. I was inside for ninety minutes.

I came out with fudge, a shirt printed with a joke I do not fully understand, forty dollars of jerky, and a feeling I can only describe as having been to church.

I did not need any of it.

I needed all of it.

I have walked through the great cathedrals of the old world. I lit no candle there.

I lit no candle at Buc-ee's either.

But I did fill the truck.

And I understand now that in Texas, this is the same thing.

[Caleb Hyles @CalebHyles]

Yo, @Thinknoodles?! Thanks for the love!!

[Caleb Hyles @CalebHyles]

Deltarune?! About time😏
(feat. @RichaadEB & @motiproductions )

[Antidepressant Content @depressionlesss]

Baby flamingo learning to paddle.

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

Japanese World Cup tourists got the full American experience by visiting a Bass Pro Shop

[Smoofy @SimplyAisling]

@toriumikotaro Salt lick in Austin should be a place you should go! 🥪🥩

[Smoofy @SimplyAisling]

@azukicchi1 @MibshaD Sorry no - still plenty of women who would take advantage of a young girl - as a mom w a daughter - my husband knows to never let our young daughter into any bathroom unsupervised

[Caleb Hyles @CalebHyles]

To anyone struggling;

You're not alone.
It's never too late to start again.
Youre never too far gone.
You deserve love.
You deserve acceptance.

If you are "Far Away", it's time to draw near.

[iyiTweet @iyitweet]

Çorabını giydiren fizyoterapistine olan minnettarlığını onu öperek gösteren down sendromlu bir çocuk;

[Interesting things @awkwardgoogle]

This boy spent a 27-hour road trip crocheting a teddy bear for his new cousin ❤️

[Caleb Hyles @CalebHyles]

Saw the Backrooms for a third time. #backrooms

Here's the isolated portion of my original album promo back in 2021, which was entirely a "backrooms" homage

[Caleb Hyles @CalebHyles]

Flex on 'em 💪

[Nature & Animals🌴 @naturelife_ok]

Oh he knows he's fancy!! 🐴🥹

[Caleb Hyles @CalebHyles]

https://t.co/EyqSYGhfO4

[Caleb Hyles @CalebHyles]

Why is everything so heavy?

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