Freddy Gilder

Quick-witted & dimwitted in equal measure.

[Freddy Gilder @SimplyFred]

What the actual lack of taste in music is going on #Eurovision2026

[Freddy Gilder @SimplyFred]

Anyone any clue what her kink might have been? #Romania #Eurovision2026

[Freddy Gilder @SimplyFred]

Thank you, Sweden. As an IBS sufferer myself I'm really pleased to finally see a song representing me on such a big stage. No, I can't get you out of my cistern. #Eurovision2026

[Freddy Gilder @SimplyFred]

An instant classic?! I'm not sure that geezer was even contemporary enough for Butlins #Eurovision2026 #Italy

[Freddy Gilder @SimplyFred]

When @Poundland hosts a Shakira concert #Eurovision2026 #Cyprus

[Freddy Gilder @SimplyFred]

That match reminded me of Mansfield vs Cobblers play-offs when despite being by far the better side, an official was so hell bent against us we stood absolutely no chance. Unlucky @SaintsRugby

[Freddy Gilder @SimplyFred]

@SummersA7 @BathRugby Couldn't get a more blatant yellow

[Freddy Gilder @SimplyFred]

Can only think this referee has a few bob on @BathRugby to win the thing, totally biased bordering on suspect

[Freddy Gilder @SimplyFred]

We'd genuinely have a better chance playing Eaves & Dyche upfront & just lumping it to them than whatever 'that' was. Playing without a care in the world whilst in the midst of a battle for survival. Unacceptable. Everyone out. #NTFC

[Freddy Gilder @SimplyFred]

@TheShoeArmy1897 Yeah but I should know better as someone that normally checks the evidence properly. Unfortunately I wasn't very well over the weekend & watching Nolan-ball drove both me & AI to the edge!

[Freddy Gilder @SimplyFred]

Just to clarify, please ignore my thread on the Hotel End which is full of mostly incorrect stats which I regret. Unfortunately AI despises Nolan-ball so much that it went a bit barmy in overselling how terrible we are. But, for further clarification, we are pretty crap. #NTFC

[Freddy Gilder @SimplyFred]

@James_ChronNTFC Yeah sorry James it was just AI going bonkers, please ignore.

[Freddy Gilder @SimplyFred]

@cobblerben @TalkOfTheTeyn Yeah sorry Ben, this stat was not accurate so I'm having to go back & revise, apologies. We are dogsh*t though that's for sure

[Freddy Gilder @SimplyFred]

But if anyone has access to paid opta stats to verify the insane amount of records I believe we're on course to break (mainly lows) please let me know because I would love to be able to fact check them properly. #NTFC

[Freddy Gilder @SimplyFred]

Being so bored by watching Nolan-ball, I've been nerding out & doing hours of research which suggests statistically, we are by an absolute country mile the most ugly, least entertaining team to EVER exist since opta stats began. Saying all that, I reckon we'll win today. #NTFC

[Freddy Gilder @SimplyFred]

@CobblersToMe National League incoming

[Freddy Gilder @SimplyFred]

I was baffled as to why he wasn't sacked after Saturday... #NTFC

[Freddy Gilder @SimplyFred]

You'd be hard-pressed to know these are the two poorest sides in the division #NTFC

[Freddy Gilder @SimplyFred]

Ah. Cheats do prosper then!