Micaela Catherine

30. Wife. Mother. Friend. On a wild ride!

[Micaela Catherine @SimplyMicaela]

@NoLifeShaq pleassseeee react to https://t.co/bEt9C5XfMv I think people overlook Macklemore but he talks about some real shit

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@milanicosmetics whyyy!!! One of my fav drug store brands lipsticks & stains- had little bump on my fav lipstick, scraped them and saw the inside. Tiny black chunks. 😶😐🥴🤢

[Micaela Catherine @SimplyMicaela]

When is @nfrealmusic going to book in Milwaukee again? I’m still not over covid getting in the way of me seeing him over a year ago 😫

[Micaela Catherine @SimplyMicaela]

What a joke. I just waited an hour and a half for @AmericanAir to call me back. They called me twice and no one said ANYTHING. So I have to sit on hold for another 45 minutes 😏 this cannot be real.

[Micaela Catherine @SimplyMicaela]

No one:
My husband half asleep: It always breathes on me. Every time you turn off the light it breathes in me.
Me: 😳BREATHES!?
My husband: YES! Every single time.
😒oh. 🤣

[Micaela Catherine @SimplyMicaela]

Legitimately madddd at yall #Oklahoma “friends” who didn’t tell me about #JoeExotic and #TheTigerKing when he ran for governor..

[Micaela Catherine @SimplyMicaela]

Just watching #TheTigerKing my husband and I can’t stop.

[Micaela Catherine @SimplyMicaela]

First they’re sour, then they’re sweet.

[Micaela Catherine @SimplyMicaela]

Our kiddos made it on the @packers social media pages 😍😍 #packers #greenbay #greenbaypackers #football #nfl #GOAT

[Green Bay Packers @packers]

Happy Green & Gold Friday!

Reply with your #GGFriday photos 📸

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[Micaela Catherine @SimplyMicaela]

Meryl Streep in #BigLittleLies came in and stole the fuckin show. Oh my!

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Whose job is it to slice almonds? You’re the real mvp!

[Micaela Catherine @SimplyMicaela]

My sister @sorryimkaralyn and I asked my mom for ice cream so she brought us a huge tray of veggies and ice water with lemons onto the porch.... we are on our way to get ice cream. Thanks for nothing mom.

[Micaela Catherine @SimplyMicaela]

@kvrvlyn Destination happiness is a bitch

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BILLIONS! I can’t even wrap my head around it.

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Not to mention, 55miles ain’t shit out of the way to walk for people who are willing to walk ANY LENGTH.

[Micaela Catherine @SimplyMicaela]

BILLIONS of dollars for 55 miles out of the nearly TWO-THOUSAND.. y’all understand they’re just digging tunnels right now to prepare, right?

[Micaela Catherine @SimplyMicaela]

Legit though, I just flipped out on my best friend on accident and then told her I loved her. Please #ForgiveMe it’s not me, it’s the #hormones ! Also, you’re a #bitch but #iLoveYou ❤️❤️

[Micaela Catherine @SimplyMicaela]

Sometimes in #pregnancy it’s hard to be a hard ass bitch. One min you’re ready to fight somebody who looks in your direction, the next you’re ready to cry like a bitch cause someone says your stroller looks girly. Like you’re mad but hormones are telling you to cry. Smh

[Micaela Catherine @SimplyMicaela]

If these announcers could just stop calling @HighRizer22 Tramon, Tremaine, that’d be great 💚💛

[Micaela Catherine @SimplyMicaela]

Alanis told me I’m not her Mom anymore, yesterday. I wonder who is going to take care of her now. 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️ #notmykid #notmyproblem 🤣🤣