Just Puritan Things

Blessing you with Puritian knowledge, so you too may become one of the elect

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#SatanIsStupidSunday

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The true test of faith!!

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For those who took the test over Puritan knowledge and Native Americans... I surely pray that you are elect #PrayTheFailureAway #JPT

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@realDonaldTrump You know who else has a combover?

LUCIFER !!
#TrumpMayBeTheAntiChrist #GOPDebate

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ANOTHER person was taken away by Native Americans last night, ugh #ProblematicPuritans #LOLGladItWasntMe

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@TylersARiot go outside and look up when it rains, the eye drops of the heavens will cleanse your sight and show you your true holy path

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If only Anne Bradstreet would have had fire drills...

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Who wore it better ?? #PuritanPoll #ElectFashion

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That's so Edwaard!
It's a HellFire I can see!
That's so Edward
God is damning you and me
Yeah
Pray with me! #ETaylor http://t.co/VoZpz6j0AC

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@broecklakot you may be blessed by God to have been chosen to be #Elect ! #ChristLikeComputers

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Everyone thinks I'm hilarious apparently! Love my fans!

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I woke up today with bags under my eyes... This is surely the work of Satan! #PrayForMe #SatansWrathIsUponMySoul

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#SurmonCrushSunday

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@katyperry produce this new hit song please #PuritansCrazyForCommunion #PurePop

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New Joke:Your sermon is so scary, it killed three people and made one man fall out of his pew and roll down the aisle!
LOL! #PureHumor #JPT

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Having a sermon reading party @ my place tomorrow night! Only the #elect are allowed #PuritanParty #SermonsSave

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You're a real tough pastor
With a long history,
Of praising God
And enlightening me!!
...
HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST HYMN!! PRAAY AWAY-AY #Hymns

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What is another word for Christ's Coach? A Bu-God-i #EdwardTaylor #PurePoetry #JPT

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my son asked me if he could have a break after working the crop field all day, so I locked him in a dark room for 17 hours #PurePunishment

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The true thirst trap #Communion #PuritansThirstyForTheLord