Sasshole ❣️

Sarcastic. Positive. Uncensored. Taken. I'm just here to vent, provide entertainment, and make friends.

[Sasshole ❣️ @SimplySmartAssy]

Type "my vagina is" and then press the center button until it makes a sentence. Quote tweet the results. Go!!

[Sasshole ❣️ @SimplySmartAssy]

@annaalexandra_ Nooo 😭😭 😂😂

[Sasshole ❣️ @SimplySmartAssy]

What we all just really want is a Goodbye Earl type of friendship

[Sasshole ❣️ @SimplySmartAssy]

@FirstLoveMrsH Right!! 😍

[Sasshole ❣️ @SimplySmartAssy]

YO BUT WHEN YOUR THUMB GOT PICKED AND YOUR CRUSH WAS ONE OF THE PEOPLE PICKING AND YOU GOT ALL HAPPY BECAUSE YOU THINK THEY PICKED YOU 😂😂 https://t.co/gFdSLvZrDA

[Sasshole ❣️ @SimplySmartAssy]

Giants playing this game like

[Sasshole ❣️ @SimplySmartAssy]

My mood today- 🙄

[Sasshole ❣️ @SimplySmartAssy]

Insulting country music by saying it's just music about tractors shows that you've never actually listened to more than 2 country songs

[Sasshole ❣️ @SimplySmartAssy]

When someone asks for other people's opinions but then gets mad when they share it...

[New Jersey prep @njprepsterr]

Why do I feel like this week has been dragging

[Sasshole ❣️ @SimplySmartAssy]

@thatgirlfromSC Girl me too, these dumbasses just make it too easy 😂😂

[Sasshole ❣️ @SimplySmartAssy]

@thatgirlfromSC U DON'T NEED NO TEEF FOUR BUD LIGHT THANK U BABY JESUS

[Sasshole ❣️ @SimplySmartAssy]

@thatgirlfromSC Daggum didn't think of that bc two dumb. Your a genius. Blah blah blah Mountain Dew dip y'all trucks trailers muddin kissing cousins etc

[Sasshole ❣️ @SimplySmartAssy]

@thatgirlfromSC Damn guess I gotta talk in run ons too bc I'm from Carolina which apparently is a place and it's not the Carolinas it's just one Carolina

[Sasshole ❣️ @SimplySmartAssy]

@thatgirlfromSC Wowww. I ended up being the valedictorian of my college but okay, Carolina schools suck... 👌🏻😡😡😡

[Sasshole ❣️ @SimplySmartAssy]

"What y'all mad about today?"

The Subway club doesn't even come with bacon on it. I ain't never heard of a club sandwich WITHOUT BACON 😡

[Sasshole ❣️ @SimplySmartAssy]

@ThatBigGirl_ Don't listen to them!! They're ignorant, hateful little bitches!

[Sasshole ❣️ @SimplySmartAssy]

😂😂😂 https://t.co/IE0lhoN6c4

[🎰 @zachadelic_]

Tell me how many niggas you know named Hercules 😂 https://t.co/xKRyG5q2vj

[Sasshole ❣️ @SimplySmartAssy]

@mesmerizedgf Yay! Hopefully you love it!!

[Sasshole ❣️ @SimplySmartAssy]

@mesmerizedgf No problem! I looked it up and it's the instyler. I've let a couple friends use it and they've loved it! My stepmom even bought her own

[Sasshole ❣️ @SimplySmartAssy]

@mesmerizedgf I have one! I can't remember the brand but I got it from ulta. I really like it but only use it for my bangs so I can't give full details