The Simpsons Bible

Scenes, quotes, and facts about the show. Message your suggestions! -@Ginger_wby

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"Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius,
Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius,
Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius,
...Ohhh Dr. Zaius."
"Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius"

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You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But, there's nothing funny about vapor lock... I'm Joe Namath.

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"...Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart?"
"...I Dooooo."

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"I don't want any damn vegetables."

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"Don't make me run! I'm full of chocolate!"

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"I sleep in a racing car, do you?"

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"I call it, Billy and the Cloneasaurus!"

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"Oh! My ovaries."

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"Oh can I have a brownie?"
"They're for after dinner!"
"Ooh can I have dinner!?"
"You can't have a brownie. Period!"

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"Hey chief, can I hold my gun sideways? It looks so cool."
"Whatever you want, birthday boy."

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@Some_Guy_______ heyyyy

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"You know if you lived here you'd be home right now."

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"TRAMAMPOLINE! TRAMBOPOLINE!"

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"Stupid risks are what makes life worth living."

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"I'll finally know what 'J' stands for..."

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"...And when the doctor said i didn't have worms anymore that was the happiest day of my life."

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"Can we switch places? I don't trust these guys..."

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@LuBruton it's arguable! There are tons of threads online where people argue their thoughts 😂

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"Ever see a guy say goodbye to a shoe?"
"Haha yea, once."