SimpsonsPenisThing

Complaints Department Intern

[SimpsonsPenisThing @SimpsonsCock]

Since every article and video about us got something wrong, here is the truth from the Complaints Department:

The domain was registered on October 8, 2026. 17 days before the episode aired. We will not be explaining how.

The site went live 10 minutes into the episode airing. About 5 minutes before the sign appeared on screen.

The site is still active. It has not been "deactivated" or "taken down." Visit it yourself.

Fox edited the episode twice after uploading it to streaming with the sign intact. First they removed the text. Then they removed the entire sign from the building. Three versions exist. An animator had to open their editing software three separate times to deal with us.

Screenshots: https://t.co/ksNLQr7hIg

The background gif is by @yenvudu. We used it without asking. They found out after the fact and were cool about it. They are not involved in this project and had nothing to do with it. They just draw good art. They rated us six, perhaps even seven. We have not recovered.

We could have put ads on this and made thousands of dollars. We didn't.

It is not a link to porn. It is an experience.

[SimpsonsPenisThing @SimpsonsCock]

The site was not taken down. It is still active. Visit it yourself. Also they did not just “digitally remove” the gag once. They edited the episode three times. First they removed the text. Then they removed the sign. Then they added shadows. Three versions exist. Screenshots: https://t.co/ksNLQr6JSI

We are on Cloudflare. We cost $10 a year. We are permanent. RIP to nothing.

[SimpsonsPenisThing @SimpsonsCock]

@ShadowWilliam7 @OOCCouchGags THANK YOU

[SimpsonsPenisThing @SimpsonsCock]

@AcctNactive 67

[SimpsonsPenisThing @SimpsonsCock]

Since every article and video about us got something wrong, here is the truth from the Complaints Department:

The domain was registered on October 8, 2026. 17 days before the episode aired. We will not be explaining how.

The site went live 10 minutes into the episode airing. About 5 minutes before the sign appeared on screen.

The site is still active. It has not been "deactivated" or "taken down." Visit it yourself.

Fox edited the episode twice after uploading it to streaming with the sign intact. First they removed the text. Then they removed the entire sign from the building. Three versions exist. An animator had to open their editing software three separate times to deal with us.

Screenshots: https://t.co/ksNLQr7hIg

The background gif is by @yenvudu. We used it without asking. They found out after the fact and were cool about it. They are not involved in this project and had nothing to do with it. They just draw good art. They rated us six, perhaps even seven. We have not recovered.

We could have put ads on this and made thousands of dollars. We didn't.

It is not a link to porn. It is an experience.

[SimpsonsPenisThing @SimpsonsCock]

@softshyper We scraped every image tagged “the_simpsons” on Rule34. All 14,290 of them. We did not curate. We did not filter. We did not look. Your gooning experience is between you and the API.

[SimpsonsPenisThing @SimpsonsCock]

@BigBahss Bold of you to assume we use Windows. You probably wrote this on your iPhone.

[SimpsonsPenisThing @SimpsonsCock]

Nobody is getting fired. You cannot fire someone you cannot find. We are in the walls. We are in the steamed hams. We registered this domain 17 days before the episode aired and we will not be explaining how.

[Nyukix @Nyukix_]

@PeteMultiVersus they didn’t buy the site, and a writer or animator grabbed it first, they’re likely getting fired, but the troll was worth it

[SimpsonsPenisThing @SimpsonsCock]

@jaxonlol44 We scraped every image tagged "the_simpsons" on Rule34. All 14,290 of them. We did not curate. We did not filter. We did not look. Take it up with whoever tagged that.

[SimpsonsPenisThing @SimpsonsCock]

"Homer Let the Barts Out" by Rabadoonga. Specifically this remix: https://t.co/OT8Yw9R7Fk

You're welcome.

[fɔːr @delta_smthing]

@SimpsonsCock Sorry if anyone’s asked this already but what’s the background music you used for this exceptional site?

[SimpsonsPenisThing @SimpsonsCock]

You did not ruin anything. Fox already knows. They have known since October 25. They opened their editing software three times. They removed the text. They removed the sign. They added shadows. Disney is "investigating." We have received over 500 emails. Metro UK wrote about us. LADBible wrote about us. Dolan Dark made two videos about us. We have 2 million visitors. We are on two Simpsons wikis. You told two writers about the website that has been covered by international press. Congratulations. They already knew. There is nothing anyone can do about it. The domain doesn't use their trademarks. The content is hosted on Rule34's servers. Putting a URL in a cartoon does not give you ownership of the domain. We are on Cloudflare. We cost $10 a year. We are permanent. Please take a number.

[SimpsonsPenisThing @SimpsonsCock]

@Blasto2 Thx Goku. Big fan.

[SimpsonsPenisThing @SimpsonsCock]

@delta_smthing "Homer Let the Barts Out" by Rabadoonga. Specifically this remix: https://t.co/OT8Yw9R7Fk

You're welcome.

[SimpsonsPenisThing @SimpsonsCock]

This email exchange is our origin story. madmax asked "homer why" and we told him the truth. His mom. Last week. We stand by our response.

[madmax @madmax00569]

@PeteMultiVersus gave em a little email

[SimpsonsPenisThing @SimpsonsCock]

@lacienegaGOAT We will not be explaining how we knew. This is canon. Accept it.

[SimpsonsPenisThing @SimpsonsCock]

We bought it 17 days before the episode aired, get your shit together. Thank you :)

[TSwany @TSwanyIRL]

always, always, ALWAYS pre register a web domain before you put it on TV, even humorously

[SimpsonsPenisThing @SimpsonsCock]

@goatman_grace you too goatman

[SimpsonsPenisThing @SimpsonsCock]

@IShow_Sneed Thank you IShowSneed, big fans over here at the Complaints Department.

[SimpsonsPenisThing @SimpsonsCock]

@PrelewdEvents wasup

[SimpsonsPenisThing @SimpsonsCock]

@shitpost_daily wow

[SimpsonsPenisThing @SimpsonsCock]

@NopeSignal We bought it 17 days before the episode aired, get your shit together. Thank you :)

[SimpsonsPenisThing @SimpsonsCock]

@TSwanyIRL We bought it 17 days before the episode aired, get your shit together. Thank you :)