SimpsonsQOTD

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“I hate every ape I see, from chimpan-a to chimpanzee.”

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“Sex cauldron? I thought they closed that place down.”

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“It's all gone. Everything... gone-diddily-on.”

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“Wow, I wish I had an elephant.”
“You did, his name was Stampy. You loved him.”
“Oh yeah.”

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“Nice PJs, Simpson. Did your mommy buy them for you?”
“Of course she did, who else would have?”

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“Bake him away, toys.”

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“What I wouldn't give to hear Lisa play another one of her jazzy tunes. Saxamaphone. Saxamaphone.”

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“And special awards go to the two students who obviously had no help from their parents: Lisa Simpson and Ralph Wiggum.”

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“Billy Corgan, Smashing Pumpkins.”
“Homer Simpson, smiling politely.”

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“Spare me your euphemisms. It's fat camp for daddy's chubby little secret.”

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“Yes, I hate it when things get worn out. Mmm... Socks... Welcomes...”

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“And here we have Duff, Duff Lite, and our newest flavor; Duff Dry.”

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“Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.”

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“‘To start press any key’. Where's the ‘any’ key?”

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“All these years, I should have been working on my act but I was too busy selling out. Now I'm just a tired old hack.”