Simpsons SPFL 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

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[Simpsons SPFL 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @SimpsonsSPFL]

“Well, only one in two million people has what we call the ‘bottler gene’. Hamlet had it. Neville Chamberlain had it...and Derek McInnes has it.”

[Simpsons SPFL 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @SimpsonsSPFL]

McInnes: "Honey, you should've seen us against Celtic today, I-...no, but we came so close!"

[Simpsons SPFL 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @SimpsonsSPFL]

Marshall: “HA! Now you know how it feels!”

[Simpsons SPFL 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @SimpsonsSPFL]

McKinlay: "Well now, the appointment of Derek McInnes is imminent. Are there any objections from the rest of the co-owners?"

[Crowd muttering.]

"Probably Ann."

"Yeah, Budge is gonna have some."

"Ann."

"Ann."

[Simpsons SPFL 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @SimpsonsSPFL]

[Barry Ferguson, stalling outside Auchenhowie.]

"Put it in WATP!"

[Simpsons SPFL 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @SimpsonsSPFL]

“Barry, are you wearing brown brogues to impress the board?”

Ferguson: “Do you think they noticed?”

[David Childs @DavidChilds]

“Climate change? Localised entirely within Dens Park?”

[Simpsons SPFL 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @SimpsonsSPFL]

"It's 'Dignity', Stuart! Gahhh! Don't you even know 'Dignity' when you see it?"

[Simpsons SPFL 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @SimpsonsSPFL]

Desmond: “Peter, I’m beginning to think that Mark Warburton, Graeme Murty, Pedro Caixinha and Jimmy Nicholl were not the brilliant tacticians I saw Brendan overcome the first time around.”

[Simpsons SPFL 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @SimpsonsSPFL]

I feel like a proud parent being able to finally retire this tweet.

[Simpsons SPFL 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @SimpsonsSPFL]

McInnes: "Honey, you should've seen us against Celtic today, I-...no, but we came so close!"

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“David, what’s the budget looking like for Livingston this season?”

Martindale: “Well we’ve got to pay for hiring the stadium, processing the work permits…you know, those regular trips to Ibrox I go on - they aren’t free. Whatever’s left, I chuck at the players.”

[Simpsons SPFL 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @SimpsonsSPFL]

"Inverness-based supporters looking unlikely to make it home after the late finish."

Maxwell: "What, again?! This stupid country."

[Simpsons SPFL 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @SimpsonsSPFL]

"Steve, the fans are getting worried about the alcohol wearing off. When you take the ninety-minute delay into account, and the eighty-four minutes remaining, there's a chance that all the drinking we did in The Shed beforehand will have been for nothing."

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“These Georgian antics don’t scare us, Scotland have turned up and kicked off against nobody in Tallinn! We’ll survive this.”

[Simpsons SPFL 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @SimpsonsSPFL]

Maxwell: "Do you think you can get a new shop stocked in time for a game at St Mirren Park tomorrow?"

Needham: "Sure thing, Mr. Lawwell."

[Simpsons SPFL 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @SimpsonsSPFL]

Clarke: "The Georgians were happy to start with this pathetic excuse for a game, and now they want to call it off because they're losing. Well, I say - hard cheese."

[Simpsons SPFL 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @SimpsonsSPFL]

“Come on, Brendan. Win another treble for your old pal Desmond.”

McGrain: “But Dermot, last month you called Brendan a treacherous sack of-…ow.”

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“Brendan, do you remember the promise you made to the fans?”

“Sure do! As soon as Fulham come calling, I’m out the door.”

[Simpsons SPFL 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @SimpsonsSPFL]

“Steve, can I get you a £10 pint from Oslo’s cheapest pub?”

“No, I wanna get him a £10 pint!”

“Guys, guys - you can each get me a £10 pint.”

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Jug: “Ooh, you lousy Scots! Shake harder, Erling.”