Woke up one morning and decided his species deserved more respect. Oversized sunglasses on, homemade sign in hand, zero permits filed. He marched down a street with zero observers, chanted slogans he invented himself, and demanded rights the world had never denied.
none of his friends ever arrived anywhere with a banana held in a way that required clarification. The fruit t-shirt for anyone who has ever known one side and never understood why the other one got all the representation.
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He thought it was a new phone feature. Armed with permanent access to his whereabouts, they booked a flight to Venice. Twenty missed calls and twelve hours later, he replied with a picture from Italy asking where the hotel was. He won the game. They lost hope.
The llama has had gay friends his entire life and nobody had ever felt the need to announce it before walking into a room. They worked, argued, laughed, and got along famously. No one in his circle of friends had ever made their sexuality the most interesting trait that they had.
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