Sim_simmer

A dream can be a distraction just as easy as it can be a goal

[zayne (zeyu) zhang @zeyu1337]

PSA: when you wake up, reach for your phone immediately. Do NOT scroll Instagram reels. Send a good morning message. Not to your girlfriend, to Claude.

That way, you can start the clock for your 5 hour Claude Code usage limit while you freshen up and head to the office. At noon, the 5 hour window would have passed and the usage limit would reset. Then you can generate more shareholder value.

[downiEL 🇧🇷 @D4nn1el999]

endrick:”mio figlio finalmente ha iniziato a camminare”

ancelotti:

[🌧️ @Chelsea_Sexual]

3 Prime Ministers before a Lavia 90min

[Pepe @abobarman]

Ancelotti, solo queda Endrik para bailar.

El putísimo Carletto:

[Apprendista Stregone 🇦🇷🇪🇸 @JumpedGoldoni]

Endrick: "Acabei de limpar este vidro, veja como está bonito!"

Ancelotti:

[Ch1rag.ś @Ch1ragjpg]

@nautfcb U’ll only pass it to me won’t u bruno ?

[𝐍𝐚𝐮𝐭 @nautfcb]

oh boy😭😭😭😭

[El Bávaro @hugoderbayern]

Perdón eh, pero si haces un partido de mierda y te sacan a los 60 mimutos contra costa de marfil, NO ERES LA FIGURA DEL EQUIPO, Y NO ERES DE CLASE MUNDIAL

[Kosovo Football 🇽🇰 @kosovarfootball]

🤡

[Boo @IzaBooboo]

Ok, but

[#9 @gilsrma]

“start endrick or turn into a cow”
ancelotti:

[Brasil Football 🇧🇷 @BrasilEdition]

🚨FIFA will allow national teams to call up 1 additional player during the knockout rounds! ✅

Ancelotti has been in contact with João Pedro!!!!

He did not contact him about being called up, but rather which Shisha flavour he was smoking.

(via; @globosport)

[Lea @Lea_EFC]

These Brazilian’s are absolutely bonkers 😭

[flöte🪐 @kelbflte]

„Nagelsmann, was würdest du lieber tun: einem Affen Quantenphysik beibringen oder Deniz Undav spielen lassen?“

Nagelsmann:

[B𝐀𝐑𝐆CELONA @Bargcelona10]

Los yankees desde que les dividieron el partido en 4 cuartos y pusieron musiquita en medio del partido

[victor hugo 🇧🇷 @vicksepz]

Endrick: "o filme que eu mais gosto é meu malvado favorito"

Ancelotti e sua comissão técnica:

[lima - editor @olimaeditor]

endrick: treinei muito e perdi o jantar. ainda bem que sobrou biscoito

ancelotti:

[Sim_simmer @Simsimmer11]

Football twitter has been hella funny this world cup

[Sim_simmer @Simsimmer11]

We are winning it next season

[Utd© @KingFemi__]

They are finally taking off the hyena Pogba buried there.. Fairs.

[Lihä 🦥 @lihacastellano]

Abrir Twitter y que esté todo lleno de memes de Ancelotti y Endrick