Jim Beam

Class act in a brown paper bag. In the city of Angels...I'm the beast baby.

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@RealHacksawJim you've been my hero for 36 years and as an adult I'm still inspired by you to be as good as I can be for my country, my son, and my fellow man.

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@bestcoopgames the link to sign up for your newsletter just opens up a duplicate window.

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@rllocke1957 @ABC I'm laughing my ass off so it helped me Nancy Mews

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@ABC Her name is Sarah Connor. The man is a terminator robit. Skynet is sentient... Also toilet paper available for trade only.

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@the_ironsheik Infinity + infinity × infinity = which person gives a fuck. Don't do drugs with Jim.

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@ABC This wouldn't have happened if bud lite went on sale #californiadreaming #vermont #squirrels

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@billburr hey Billy Breadbeard..listening to you sound like a drunk with scurvy on monday mornings has inspired me to quit drinking (tomorrow) and revive the art of rolling drunks. Thanks for the hope

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@danawhite I'm not a supporter or a critic. You showed some restraint. People should never put hands on another because they lose emotional control. Because things can get out of control fast.

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@Paychex hey I see their was system maintenance this morning. Thank you. But we are still waiting on our $$. Any idea when the system will be back up?

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It's not the apocapips again!

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@AskPayPal Naw I just decided to cut my losses and take my money elsewhere. Kick rocks.

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@PayPal hey I'm a disabled single father and I've been on hold to unlock my account for over an hour. It's not just "a tap away" and it's insulting how falsely you advertise how "smooth" your service is. Get at me...

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@macroaggressio3 Thank you for the response. That was the first episode I listened to and I really enjoyed it. I'll be catching up asap.

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@macroaggressio3 just finished the dark covid simulation episode and was wondering how you see it play out in South America

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Venice Boardwalk Gladiator Arena is active again this morning @streetpeopleLA @RickCarusoLA @LAPDPacific @LAPDHQ @LASDHQ @VeniceWasteland @DailyMail @LACoSheriff @Caitlyn_Jenner @VeniceIntel @WestsideCurrent

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@BillyStrings my girl just told me you're playing local at the observatory I work too much can't make it but she'll be there and it's her birthday Laura's my red daisy from St. Louis. man thanks for the strings brother keepin us goin

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@jaden No, it's not. You didn't do anything. We didn't do anything. You won't do anything.

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This world is not ready. https://t.co/cMd8e9wNe3

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1 of these 4 is domesticated... @ Captain Kidd's Fish Market https://t.co/hgLDAM2nk5

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Hes not just doing the rubik's cube hes asking why...and that public school gig ain't got any better...#abstract #fucktraining https://t.co/vXgtvJo5fw