Metrosexual Boomin

I am a true champion of entropy that only demonstrates contempt for existence. 3x pancreatitis survivor. Bears, Hawks, Sox. Taxi’s here!

[Metrosexual Boomin @SinBinBound]

@skooookum

[SleeperNFL @SleeperNFL]

Fantasy football drafters come late August:

(📸: @ChicagoBears)

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@supermonangai @Whyyouwannab67 @NUFFSAID_ETH @ChicagoBears @ColeKmet Sheeeit you right I retract my insult. Bear down and HAGS my friend

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@supermonangai @Whyyouwannab67 @NUFFSAID_ETH @ChicagoBears @ColeKmet Some niggas are just so fucking unhappy in life lmao bro please go step outside

[Metrosexual Boomin @SinBinBound]

@Gecko13135 @DJKeenstar @BMmobile69 @ThienemanSZN I mean I knew it was bad but yall are still at .500 with a lot of season left.

I didn’t think that would cause people to cancel their subs I thought this was something to do with Marquee

[Pugs Moran (Gentleman South Sider) @pugsandco]

Since the Cubs @ White Sox series.

The Chicago Cubs have been the worst team in baseball
and the Chicago White Sox have been the best.

Something happened in that series to both teams.

[Metrosexual Boomin @SinBinBound]

@DJKeenstar @BMmobile69 @ThienemanSZN Sox fan here, fill me in?

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Someone link me to a thread of Europeans exploring the splendor of the United States during the World Cup

[White Sox on CHSN @CHSN_WhiteSox]

"TALK ABOUT DRAMA. TALK ABOUT THEATRE." 🍿

Bob Costas, in the booth with Steve Stone for our 80's-themed broadcast, got to call one of the most iconic White Sox moments in recent memory 🙌

[Sox On 35th @SoxOn35th]

Braden Montgomery gets a standing ovation from the South Side faithful 👏

[Metrosexual Boomin @SinBinBound]

@azrebzfan61 @stevestone @mccannhere Bro lmfao

[Metrosexual Boomin @SinBinBound]

Monday motivation! Give up!

[Metrosexual Boomin @SinBinBound]

@blumhouse @seanie_dew Corny

[Metrosexual Boomin @SinBinBound]

BREAKING: Aaron Rodgers not present at Packer’s OTAs

[Metrosexual Boomin @SinBinBound]

Number 4 on the field
Number 95 in your heart

[Metrosexual Boomin @SinBinBound]

9:40am hair of dog. Let’s lock in lads

[Chicago Bears @ChicagoBears]

He's in the game 🎮

[Metrosexual Boomin @SinBinBound]

Recession indicator

[Tony Montana @9mmScorpion]

Countries safe from israel’s Jericho IIII

[Chicago White Sox @whitesox]

all FIFTEEN runs from last night's win ⤵️

[Platinum Key @PlatinumKey13]

PCA has an absolute CANNON

What a throw

[Keller’s Cellar @CellarOfKeller]

PCA with a touching tribute to fellow Chicago legend Michael Jordan