Hagar

providing well articulated brain spill on most days

[Hagar @SincerelyHagar]

hi if u decide to follow me here are some simple rules:
1. don’t bring up / ask me about my tweets in:
a. real life
b. private chats
2. dear god don’t take me seriously
3. it’s a song lyric

[Hagar @SincerelyHagar]

@nadinekh8_ Blind leading the blind vibes 💞

[Hagar @SincerelyHagar]

I sure do make up too many outfit ideas for a girly that doesn’t wanna go anywhere

[Hagar @SincerelyHagar]

@ffarah_ra hey where can I get one

[Hagar @SincerelyHagar]

I speak of ChatGPT the way kids talk about their imaginary friends, we’ve been thru a lot together

[Hagar @SincerelyHagar]

Picked up the phone on the aramex guy the third time he called and he goes “Ana 3aref hadretek ya2ema msh fil beit ya2ema msafra… reg3a emta?” excuse u……………….rag3a el sabt

[Hagar @SincerelyHagar]

I wanna be friends with more anthropologists

[Hagar @SincerelyHagar]

every time I catch myself finding Sylvia Plath relatable I know I’m dancing on the verge of mental spicy ness again

[Hagar @SincerelyHagar]

when has holding our phones first thing in the morning ever proven to be a good idea and why the fuck do we continue to do it??? phones are literally the loudest form of self sabotage

[Hagar @SincerelyHagar]

@girlysocks123 The airport jacket is too real

[Hagar @SincerelyHagar]

Also me taking it as a challenge to get it right and getting so excited when they say no that’s not it and I get to try again.. 10x more fun than your story

[Hagar @SincerelyHagar]

Me vs finishing peoples sentences because I see where it’s going and already formed the words they’re looking for and it’s taking them so long to get there I’m gonna die

[Hagar @SincerelyHagar]

hate having to drive to see anyone :s

[Hagar @SincerelyHagar]

how do u say stick to ur lane in corporate

[Hagar @SincerelyHagar]

@sforshahd @RyanGosling Mogrem

[Hagar @SincerelyHagar]

After watching Barbie I need a Ken movie just to witness more of @RyanGosling being just Ken

[Hagar @SincerelyHagar]

people who take their jobs too seriously and can’t talk about anything but work bore me to death

[Hagar @SincerelyHagar]

@girlysocks123 @_buildspace @_nightsweekends From pillow talk to reality WOW

[Hagar @SincerelyHagar]

@omarabdelmegeid @elkot_mohamad category: trivia

[Hagar @SincerelyHagar]

yo remember a couple of years back when the times were unprecedented?