eScapegoat

Sharing some of the best confessions leading up to Yom Kippur. Atone online at the EscGoat. From @heyBimBam.

[eScapegoat @SinfulGoat]

It's been a pretty good year and Elul for the eScapegoat. I received almost 1,000 sins. But sadly it's time to say goodbye. Off to the digital desert I go forever. See you next year. https://t.co/RXmb26sPZk

[eScapegoat @SinfulGoat]

G'mar Chatima Tovah. Have a meaningful fast. https://t.co/RXmb26bf7M

[eScapegoat @SinfulGoat]

Time is of the essence. Only a few more hours until Kol Nidre. Offload your sins with me your eScapegoat at https://t.co/RXmb26bf7M

[eScapegoat @SinfulGoat]

"Pretending to not notice the feelings of people who are sad when I don't have time to listen." via https://t.co/u6vTmY5I5T

[eScapegoat @SinfulGoat]

"Acting like I always know best." via https://t.co/u6vTmY5I5T

[eScapegoat @SinfulGoat]

"I stalk my children online." via https://t.co/u6vTmY5I5T

[eScapegoat @SinfulGoat]

"Not spending more time with my dad." via https://t.co/u6vTmY5I5T

[eScapegoat @SinfulGoat]

"I lose my temper with my kids and husband." via https://t.co/u6vTmY5I5T

[eScapegoat @SinfulGoat]

"I love my dog more than I love my husband." via https://t.co/u6vTmY5I5T

[eScapegoat @SinfulGoat]

"Lying to my friends." via https://t.co/u6vTmY5I5T

[eScapegoat @SinfulGoat]

Got little ones? Here's a way to make Yom Kippur meaningful...in addition to offloading your sins to me. https://t.co/aSPcN8TVA7

[eScapegoat @SinfulGoat]

"I'm sorry to have hurt my partner's heart. May G'd bless him release him from pain shortly." via https://t.co/u6vTmY5I5T

[eScapegoat @SinfulGoat]

"I sometimes send bothersome emails to journalists and pretend to be my pet rabbit." via https://t.co/u6vTmY5I5T

[eScapegoat @SinfulGoat]

"I missed my bro in law's dad's out of state funeral bc of work. I don't think my sister will ever understand." via https://t.co/u6vTmY5I5T

[eScapegoat @SinfulGoat]

"I find my sister really frustrating and annoying." via https://t.co/u6vTmY5I5T

[eScapegoat @SinfulGoat]

"I have been impatient with my son." via https://t.co/u6vTmY5I5T

[eScapegoat @SinfulGoat]

"Didn't give enough tzedaka." via https://t.co/u6vTmY5I5T

[eScapegoat @SinfulGoat]

"Not waiting long enough after eating meat and ate dairy." via https://t.co/u6vTmY5I5T

[eScapegoat @SinfulGoat]

"Eating a fish meal from Long John Silver's." via https://t.co/u6vTmY5I5T

[eScapegoat @SinfulGoat]

"Not studying Torah enough." via https://t.co/u6vTmY5I5T