StJohn Burkett

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@NewbieSlt Is there a new name for heckling in staff meetings? What about low-level grumbling?

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@JamieHuston19 Well done Jamie, for writing that. That’s my views exactly (recently retired after forty years).

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@NewbieSlt …and we will also need to dig out the ‘standing on desks screaming’ risk assessments, which, if my memory serves me correctly, are in the mouse and also the visiting wild animals policies.

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@NewbieSlt Also, because we’re cancelling all lettings, so we don’t have to pay the premises team to put the exam desks away and then out again, we will be reducing your salaries during this time to make up for the shortfall.

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@NewbieSlt Please remember that the student should return to the classroom smiling. We don’t want to risk any damage to their mental health.

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@NewbieSlt And I’d been thinking Miss Johnson had forgotten her skirt, and wondering why nobody had told her.

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@NewbieSlt I do apologise, but it was the only way to make the bus driver agree to take any of the members of 9Z at all.

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@NewbieSlt Although note that, for members of the SLT, it is policy that someone else replies on their behalf within an hour.

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@NewbieSlt You will have to both dismiss your class before you leave the classroom (and be the last to leave), and be in your duty area before any students arrive.

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@NewbieSlt And, to be clear, 9A are not ‘drones’.

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@keanerthanever1 @JohnSimpsonNews Are you for real? Oh no, I’m forgetting, you can’t be as no real person would post stuff like this. Russian bot?

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@OwenPGCE @NewbieSlt You mean that isn’t the stated mission of The Trust?

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@NewbieSlt Will Miss Johnson be able to manage the workload - she’s already the pupil attendance officer, but taking on the staff as well is another matter.

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@FuentesZuniga1 @NewbieSlt CEO’s second niece, twice removed.

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@narindertweets There send to be a significant overreaction from many here, who appear to be cross that The Greens won. But they did win, fair and square.

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@BloodybushEdge @PeteUK7 It does read as the worthy instructing the unworthy. You might like to have a rethink - in particular about how it might be for others.

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@NewbieSlt I’ve got 9Z this afternoon. If you can leave the info up until then, I’ve got a task for them, using their particular skills (and those of Jayden’s ‘Uncle’ Shawn) involving my Bank account and that of the CEO.

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@NewbieSlt Isn’t there a cupboard full of pre-scuffed shoes in the SLT ‘office’? NB don’t forget it’s also the third anniversary of his rather unfortunate conviction.

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@NewbieSlt As a parent, and also a teacher, I like to get the last appointment, or just go to whichever teacher is free, no matter what time I’ve been given. I then like to spend half an hour talking about anything other than my child, like where the teacher’s going on holiday.

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@NewbieSlt My Jones begging outside Sainsbury’s is probably taking it a bit far, particularly in those shorts in this weather. And getting Chantelle to threaten people who don’t ‘freely’ give.