Single AF

Crazy cat lady starter kit is on back order. Entered into the online dating fray with high hopes. Currently SingleAF - amended - I found him & u can't have him.

[Single AF @SingleAF_FTW]

Of course it's on backorder. #crazycatlady #CatsOfTwitter #singleAF #onlinedating #CatTherapy

[DatingAdvice.Rocks @DatingTipsRocks]

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. Albert Einstein #quote

[Single AF @SingleAF_FTW]

Random guy from last year calls at 4AM to rekindle? WTF

[Meghana Kurup @MeghanaKurupDC]

Expressions speak louder than words. John Kelly during Trump's #UNGA speech.

[AA @aliskor15]

pigeons wearing backpacks of drugs, GOP candidates body slamming reporters, First Lady's swatting away their husbands hands: THIS IS 2017

[Single AF @SingleAF_FTW]

I found him. #StillInShock #love

[Single AF @SingleAF_FTW]

Guess what?!? He IS!!! https://t.co/aauoGVHy3u

[Single AF @SingleAF_FTW]

@ktgriff21 @fellykish @SarahCantSmell @vegasgirlblog @newgirlbianca @LastSingleGirI @french84 @datingmemoirs He IS!!!!!

[Single AF @SingleAF_FTW]

@JackiSchechner Nope. Twitter works with an algorithm and not just a timeline. So much for your timely teeets. But thanks for playing. Troll FTW

[Single AF @SingleAF_FTW]

Wondering: would you rather have a fuckboy you don't love but is REALLY good at it or a BF who sucks in bed but loves you.

[Single AF @SingleAF_FTW]

@Eve_Says_So good job!

[Single AF @SingleAF_FTW]

Looks like the Robs have it, then

[Single AF @SingleAF_FTW]

@singleliving4me lol it would have been a nice one

[Single AF @SingleAF_FTW]

I might have swiped right if he wasn't so fucking "nice"

[Single AF @SingleAF_FTW]

What. The. Actual. Fuck. #onlinedatingsucks

[Single AF @SingleAF_FTW]

Curious: would you swipe right for this?

[Single AF @SingleAF_FTW]

Dating: Fun or living hell? #TooCloseToCall

[Single AF @SingleAF_FTW]

Found what I thought was a good match. Cute. Singke dad. Turns out kids from two diff moms & one has restraining order 4 child abuse. #fail