Jason Van Marx

[Jason Van Marx @SingleDigits]

Chicago math is leaving an hour ahead for a 20 minute commute so you’ll hopefully arrive 5 minutes early

[Jason Van Marx @SingleDigits]

Thanks for being awesome, Ken.

[Cartoon Network @cartoonnetwork]

Y’all we're not dead, we're just turning 30 😂

To our fans: We're not going anywhere. We have been and will always be your home for beloved, innovative cartoons ⬛️⬜️ More to come soon!

#CartoonNetwork #CN30 #30andthriving #CartoonNetworkStudios #FridayFeeling #FridayVibes

[Jason Van Marx @SingleDigits]

Me preparing to reply “K” after skimming most of the message

[The White House 46 Archived @WhiteHouse46]

Senator Cruz voted against this.

[Jason Van Marx @SingleDigits]

Society’s current culture is misplaced activism’s Dunning-Kruger love child

[Jason Van Marx @SingleDigits]

“I don’t wanna put anything harmful in my body”
*proceed to drink themselves within an inch of death every weekend*
Y’all worried about the wrong shots.

[Jason Van Marx @SingleDigits]

#CancelRobinhood

[Jason Van Marx @SingleDigits]

God you’re a fucking moron.

[Rep. Jim Jordan @Jim_Jordan]

Taxes - Higher
Caravans - Welcome
Businesses - Closed
Keystone Pipeline - Canceled

This is today’s Left. And it’s coming soon.

[Jason Van Marx @SingleDigits]

What a long ass way to say it.

[Michael Knowles @michaeljknowles]

I've always found brevity to be the soul of wit.

[Jason Van Marx @SingleDigits]

You’ve helped fan the flames these past 4 years after Trump insulted you, your wife, and your father like a spineless taint scratcher. You👏🏾 share👏🏾 the👏🏾 blame👏🏾.

[Ted Cruz @tedcruz]

Devastating. Heidi and I are lifting up in prayer the family of the U.S. Capitol Police officer who tragically lost his life keeping us safe. He was a true hero.

Yesterday's terrorist attack was a horrific assault on our democracy. Every terrorist needs to be fully prosecuted.

[Jason Van Marx @SingleDigits]

“If you make it deadly to protest people would rather live with their misery than die trying to change it.” - Black Lightning

[Jason Van Marx @SingleDigits]

@Fiorella_im Flip the pancake before it starts burning and voters are the spatula. 4 more years of eroding foreign influence and environmental protections? THIS is why liberals don’t win: they think selfishly instead of the big picture. Biden isn’t a Disney Princess on roses but fuck now.

[Paul Gottinger @PaulGottinger]

Cops applauding themselves for attacking an elderly man and leaving him with brain damage is just a cartoonish level of evil

[Josh Hill @jdavhill]

This is extremely and intentionally hateful. Trump and his people know exactly what month they're doing this in.

[Goo(se) @cannedgod]

Does it alarm anyone that 1/3 of this country follows Trump regardless of anything he says or does??

[Jason Van Marx @SingleDigits]

Di—did Mitt Romney inch closer to passing the vibe check??

[Mitt Romney @MittRomney]

Black Lives Matter.

[Jason Van Marx @SingleDigits]

@CrossFit Try actually apologizing for the remarks, not this pedestrian workaround as if insensitivity was his only discognition at play.

[Jason Van Marx @SingleDigits]

US rivals are mocking Trump’s use of force against protesters, claiming America no longer has the right call itself the beacon of democracy. THIS is how far we’ve fallen in 4 years.

[Jason Van Marx @SingleDigits]

Mmmmk