CallMeMiss

Single gal livin' in the sticks.

[CallMeMiss @SingleIntheStix]

No more online dating apps #lifegoals #fuckthatnoise #singleinthestix

[CallMeMiss @SingleIntheStix]

When a guy tells you his X was a beauty queen. #ummokay #runforyourlife #singleinthestix

[CallMeMiss @SingleIntheStix]

A text response time of 12 hours is unacceptable #wowyoumustberealbusy #stillnotimpressed #singleinthestix

[CallMeMiss @SingleIntheStix]

When a guy tells you to add him on FB and he has 300 pics with his ex #HAHAHA #nothankyou #moveonalready #singleinthestix

[CallMeMiss @SingleIntheStix]

I straight up hate living in a place where most men are conservative. #singleinthestix

[CallMeMiss @SingleIntheStix]

Tryin to sound all sexy over text, meanwhile I'm standing in my kitchen eating a cheeseball & crackers #onlinedating #singleinthestix

[CallMeMiss @SingleIntheStix]

Do I go ahead and do the online dating app? The market sucks here #fml #singleinthestix

[CallMeMiss @SingleIntheStix]

I need a man who eats dinner with utensils not his bare hands #etiquette #nocavemenplease #singleinthestix

[CallMeMiss @SingleIntheStix]

I need a man who works out #stamina #singleinthestix

[CallMeMiss @SingleIntheStix]

Please don't ever go out of style #beards #singleinthestix

[CallMeMiss @SingleIntheStix]

Modelo, wavy Lays, French onion dip. #dinnertime #whowouldntwanttodateme #singleinthestix

[CallMeMiss @SingleIntheStix]

Pretty excited to drop this baggage, ripped at the seams, duck-taped & hiding its ugly contents from the dirty dirty south #singleinthestix

[CallMeMiss @SingleIntheStix]

But do hate my state deeply right now #forrealZ #noloveforwv #singleinthestix

[CallMeMiss @SingleIntheStix]

However...Detaching from closet racist/misogynist is best thing ever! #singleinthestix

[CallMeMiss @SingleIntheStix]

Dating someone who suppresses true feelings of race, religion and gender issues until election night also blows #singleinthestix

[CallMeMiss @SingleIntheStix]

Living here during election year really blows #singleinthestix

[CallMeMiss @SingleIntheStix]

Mich ultra or bay breeze? I just can't decide what bothers me more #singleinthestix

[CallMeMiss @SingleIntheStix]

What the hell is a bay breeze? #singleinthestix #gimmeabeer

[CallMeMiss @SingleIntheStix]

A date with a guy who admits he likes to drink a bay breeze #singleinthestix

[CallMeMiss @SingleIntheStix]

That day when you give up and join a dating site. #singleinthestix