Chris Hoffman

Magic everywhere in this bitch

[Chris Hoffman @SinkAlone]

How the fuck is it "magic" when Crosby sits on Subban and jabs him in the head? If that was the other way they would be screaming penalty.

[Chris Hoffman @SinkAlone]

Just saw a local band play a Chris Cornell tribute that was just the guitar solo from Like A Stone. So yeah.

[Chris Hoffman @SinkAlone]

"I gotta pee again, I can't stop farting. I ate a bunch of hummus that was real old." -@Loganeastsdcrew

[Chris Hoffman @SinkAlone]

Ww

[Michigan State Men's Basketball @MSU_Basketball]

He's staying at MSU! #GoGreen #AlwaysASpartan

[Chris Hoffman @SinkAlone]

Calipari sucks. Fuck Kentucky and their bullshit "let's just run off one and done players because our college is shit." Fuck you.

[Chris Hoffman @SinkAlone]

Why am I not driving to Tulsa tomorrow?

[Chris Hoffman @SinkAlone]

@Russostrib what do you think the issue is right now? Can you narrow it down to a position or anything remotely specific?

[Chris Hoffman @SinkAlone]

I don't like anything about the state of Florida.

[Chris Hoffman @SinkAlone]

@KevinHoffman17 nah

[Chris Hoffman @SinkAlone]

Drowning my sorrows of not being able to go to Colorado with all my friends. @ The Hill Bar & Grill https://t.co/19Zcv0oF3v

[𝑵𝒂𝒓𝒊. @NariTheeDon]

So nobody saw that girl appear out of thin air????????

[Chris Hoffman @SinkAlone]

Good people are hard to find. I love this woman, and I am happy to have her by my side always. @… https://t.co/5h9Kb3oooy

[Chris Hoffman @SinkAlone]

Its tough when your two teams play each other, sorry Red Wings. https://t.co/OU7FYf86WX

[Chris Hoffman @SinkAlone]

Took my lead climbing class and test today with chrisedgewards and @____dale. Lately climbing… https://t.co/5RJLKJvYZm

[Chris Hoffman @SinkAlone]

3 years of this small monster in my and Kara's life today. And I'm always thankful to have her. https://t.co/w0wSZak1tO

[Chris Hoffman @SinkAlone]

Woke up with everything covered in ice. https://t.co/qY0qeJruk8

[Chris Hoffman @SinkAlone]

I should go home. I just yelled "break his neck" in a bar. I hate the fucking Cowboys. Goddamn Ohio State and Alabama of the NFL