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absolutely nothing makes me special.

[UnveiledChina @Unveiled_ChinaX]

A hidden spy camera was just discovered inside a ceiling panel at the absolute heart of the UK government, and intelligence agencies have no idea who is watching. The device was found inside the heavily guarded Whitehall building housing the Home Office and the Ministry of Housing, Communities and Local Government. Security officials are scrambling to figure out how a hostile actor bypassed elite checkpoints to plant the camera, how long it has been recording, and exactly what high-level state secrets have been covertly streamed out of the building.

The timing of this catastrophic breach is terrifying. This exact Whitehall hub was the operational command center where civil servants handled the fiercely contested, fast-tracked approval of China’s new London mega-embassy earlier this year. That massive diplomatic compound, set to be Europe's largest, was pushed through by ministers despite explicit warnings from security experts that the site sits directly over critical fiber-optic cables carrying vital financial and government data. The reality that a covert camera was active in the very offices managing this geopolitical flashpoint raises immediate fears of a successful, high-level foreign intelligence operation.

This breach completely shreds the illusion of Whitehall’s physical security. For a physical spy camera to be hardwired into a ceiling, the perpetrator either possessed an insider security pass or exploited a massive blind spot in maintenance vetting and routine electronic bug sweeps. With a high-stakes judicial review of the Chinese embassy decision looming, MI5 is left racing against the clock to assess the damage to a domestic security hub that has been thoroughly compromised from the inside out.

#Whitehall #Espionage #NationalSecurity #UKPolitics #HomeOffice #ChinaEmbassy #MI5 #SecurityBreach

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[Doc  @DocAtCDI]

I've started investing in stocks... Mainly beef, chicken, and vegetables. One day, I hope to be a bouillonaire.

[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

A man went for a walk past a farm with his new girlfriend. They saw dogs mating. She asked, “How does the male know when the female is ready?”

He replied, “He can smell she is ready. That’s how nature works.”

They walked past a sheep field where the ram was mating with the ewe. Again, she asked, “How does the ram know when the ewe is ready?”

He replied, “It’s nature. He can smell she is ready.”

They passed another pasture where the bull was mating with the cow. She said, “This is odd. They are really going at it. Surely the bull can’t smell when she is ready?”

He said, “Oh yes, it’s nature. All animals can smell when the female is ready.”

After the walk, he dropped her off at home and kissed her goodbye. She said, “Take care and get tested for Covid-19.”

Surprised, he asked, “Why do you say that?”

She replied, “You seem to have lost your sense of smell.”

[Sinophile 🚦 @Sinophile1]

@isaacrrr7 Ban it

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@AntiCensoreship @SchaafAmBerg Dummschwätzer

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@WarMonitor3 What is this supposed to mean? Cheap shot? Any deeper meaning?

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@MSucrier @Marcus_mit_Zeh You can say you to me
Sie können mich duzen.

[Pins @_sssnip]

Cercasi glucose guardian

[Sinophile 🚦 @Sinophile1]

@Strien9 @actfast Gesagt. Getan!

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A billionaire buys an elephant...

Two billionaire friends meet.

After a casual conversation, one of them finally asks, So, how's your home life?

The other answers, ''Couldn't be better! I bought an elephant!''

The other guy looks at him, astonished. ''An elephant? Have you gone mad?''

The guy replies, smiling, ''Oh, man, let me tell you, it's the best purchase in my life! He's grazing on the lawn, making it nice and even. Kids love him! Always riding his back and sliding down his trunk, it keeps them outside instead of in front of the screen all day. My wife loves him too! He's super strong and helps her with moving things around when I'm not home. And let me tell you, the best thing is, it's kind and smart, the best pet I've ever had!

The other billionaire scratches his chin.

'Yeah, that sounds kind of amazing, actually! How much did you pay for him?'

The guy replies, 'A million quid! Worth every penny, it's a steal at this price.'

The other billionaire says, 'Sell him to me for two million?'

'No, what are you saying? Sell him? He's like family!'

'Three million!'

'I don't know, man. You really can't put a price on this kind of friendship and usefulness!'

'Alright, five million!'

'Five million? Well, okay, man, I'll sell him to you, but only because we're friends.'

In a few weeks, the two billionaires meet up again.

The guy who bought the elephant is angry as hell. As soon as he sees the other guy, he starts yelling:

'What THE HELL did you sell to me?

Not only does he NOT graze the lawn, he completely destroyed all my greenery and trees! There's elephant dung EVERYWHERE, it smells even inside the house! And what was that about kids? They are TERRIFIED of the thing, it's aggressive and massive, and scary! I cannot sleep because he trumpets ALL THE TIME. My wife has been having nightmares, and now I won't hear the end of her bickering until I die! IT'S AWFUL, the worst purchase in my life!'

The other billionaire looks at him and says:

'Well, man, I don't know what to say, with that attitude, you'll never sell an elephant!'

[Sinophile 🚦 @Sinophile1]

@mel__aura @MonikaGruber24 Gruber ist halt TurboDumm

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@apilz1980 Oh, am 19.3. ist Nyepi. Nicht vergessen!

[Sinophile 🚦 @Sinophile1]

@apilz1980 Wo sind die Krupuk?

[Sinophile 🚦 @Sinophile1]

@apilz1980 Das wird schon noch

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@BeateLotte @BrunoBrozek Super Idee. Die Firmen, welche Stuttgart 21 oder den Berliner Flughafen gebaut haben, interessieren sich sicher dafür.

[Sinophile 🚦 @Sinophile1]

@holle_fraulein Nimm Deine Pillen und heul leise

[RedAlways @PATRIOT2117]

Two couples were playing poker one evening. Matt accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed that Todd’s wife, Tina, wasn’t wearing any panties. Shocked by this, Matt emerged red faced.

Later, Matt went to the kitchen to get some refreshments, and Tina followed him in there and asked, “Did you see anything under there you liked?” Matt admitted that he did and she told him he could have it for $250. “Show up at my house Friday at 2 o’clock whileTodd is playing golf!”

Sure enough, Matt showed up Friday at 2 o’clock sharp, paid Tina the money, and she gave him a flipping great time!

Matt dressed quickly and left, and Todd arrived home around 6 PM after golfing. Upon arriving, he asked his wife, “Did Matt drop by here this afternoon?”

With a lump in her throat, Tina said, “Yes, he did come by for a few minutes.”

Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked, “Did he give you $250?”

Tina, using her best poker face, replied, “Well, yes, in fact he did.”

Todd, with a satisfied look on his face, continued, “He came by the golf course this morning and borrowed $250 from me. He promised he’d stop by this afternoon and pay it back.”

Now that, my friends, is how poker should be played.

[Sir Racing Pulse @rpooley08]

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[Sinophile 🚦 @Sinophile1]

@apilz1980 Das witd auch helfen