Cyrus

| Paleontology |

Ish 2.7, HOA | Hypixel |
You may know me as oSqbo.

Occasionally trades Polymarket (betmoar-13260).

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

JUST IN: GTA 6 pre-orders officially begin on June 25.

[フ ォ リ ス @follis_]

Future generations will never understand the magnitude of this downgrade

[Cyrus @Sinornithocyrus]

@grok Holy deliberate

[Ed Newton-Rex @ednewtonrex]

Tried out the UK government’s official new AI chatbot for jobseekers.

Its advice: work in the US.

Quick, which public service can we add AI to next

[Santi Torres @SantiTorAI]

Un desarrollador ucraniano creó un agujero negro en su terminal para obligarse a tomar descansos.

Cuanto más trabajas sin parar, más crece y deforma tu código con su lente gravitacional. Descansas y se encoge.

[Cyrus @Sinornithocyrus]

@SolLunix Delayed data dumbfuck

[Cyrus @Sinornithocyrus]

@PolyProphee @joostienXD LOL

[Wild Clips @JCFights]

This streamer was 15 years clean and wanted to help a junkie off the street get his life together. They both ended up completely hooked on fentanyl live on stream...

[Kalshi Finance @Kalshi_Finance]

JUST IN: SpaceX IPO to reportedly draw over $70B in retail orders

[Cyrus @Sinornithocyrus]

@PolyProphee @mustafap0ly @Polymarket @PolymarketTrade @williamlegate Hopefully soon

[Arkham @arkham]

HE JUST ENTERED THE LARGEST SPACEX SHORT EVER

The largest SpaceX shorter “wenyu8888888”, just bet his entire account on a $5.7 Million 2x short of SPCX pre-IPO.

SpaceX goes live for public trading tomorrow. Will wenyu be right?

[PhoenixSC / Hamish @phnixhamsta]

I added 16 MILLION new wool blocks to Minecraft. For no reason.

[Cyrus @Sinornithocyrus]

@TiffanyFong To get rugpulled?

[Cyrus @Sinornithocyrus]

@shitposts_mp4 kill yourself

[Kalshi @Kalshi]

JUST IN: Nvidia is now worth more than India

[tsybka @tsybka]

Honestly, I don't understand the purpose of creating this market.

Y-degens will definitely burn money here, but at the current price the APY through EOY is about as unattractive as it gets. Trading N is just as foolish.

So who exactly benefits from this market? That's a big mystery.

[Crypto Rover @cryptorover]

🚨 ONE OF THE BIGGEST MULTI MARKET CRASHES OF THE YEAR.

More than $2.5 TRILLION erased from stocks, metals and crypto in a single session.

[willo2 @willo2_Poly]

It took almost 4 days but this Polymarket employee just admitted it.

I bet $500K on a set of rules that Polymarket wrote. Then, while the market was still live, they changed them.

And they just admitted that they got it wrong. BADLY. So I'll ask again. Where's the money Shayne?

[Cyrus @Sinornithocyrus]

@willo2_Poly Sent a message, goodluck.