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[seriousgeorge67 @chcicjfbdn]

I made a beautiful chicken quesadilla! She’s exactly 1 pound and 0 ounces, and has delicious Monterey Jack cheese. I am one proud father.

[Quinn The GM @quinnthegm]

Bar Exam: Day Two

[realyuriyearners @realyuriyearns]

oh yeah that's my chekhov's gun. don't worry about it.

[liz @normalfunnygirl]

You may find yourself. In a beautiful restaurant. With a beautiful burger

[miles @milesdotgov]

Climbed the 10,000 steps of enlightenment to the monastery, so as to ask the wise master a question about the functioning of the universe, and he told me “focus on yourself lil bro” and then counted out fifteen racks in front of me

[Pukicho @pukicho]

I intend to pour resin over everything so nothing ever changes again

[AnHarToc @AltHarToc]

Didn't finish my scran

Waiter sed “u wanna box?"

I sed "let's av it then"

He sed "meant for ur food mate"

Glad he cleared that up, fella almost got chinned

Splendid day out

[Vhagar Fans Westeros @sohyunsoup]

@quinnthegm Winds is coming this year. YOU are azor ahai

[This Year is Winds Year (ACOK re-read) @mattxweltner]

2026: Winds
2027: three new D&E novellas
2028: Blood and Fire
2029: Dream
2030: three more Dunk and Egg
2031: A TIME FOR WOLVES

[pay 🪲 cr: adwd @penguinenjoyeer]

one more hour of being 21 and this is all I can think about

[§ @slowdeath888]

I think I'm larping being a person

[cruelty+ ♅ @portal222heaven]

just ordered two sandwiches at da bodega and the guy is so flustered he looks at me on the verge of tears and goes "just give me a few minutes okay?" like yeah man i understand that a sandwich takes time its all love playa

[big baller @balleralertson]

@quinnthegm Tyland Lannister was last seen afloat

[🍁Michael Ramstead🍁 @michaelramstead]

This summer’s the worst

[timothy faust 🇵🇸 @Project_TBONE]

people younger than me appear to be using "yes chef" as a gender-neutral version of "yes sir" or "yes ma'am". that's cool

[산쵸 @xturgeonS2]

sweet girl
#hotd

[silas @kinsIayer]

how hotdtwt talks about 10 year old aemond

[addurname @fty0004]

#jonsnow