Marco

real eyes realize real lies, cokephobes and munches DNFI!! And that doesn’t mean “don’t follow if”, i mean “do not f**ng follow!!” :)

[tyler ☠︎︎ @kingofbrethren]

this will always be way more entertaining to me than a big superpowered face-off #sorry

[bean smoothie™ @beansm00thie]

told my therapist i see myself in this image and she upped my meds

[Thefootballslayer @FootballSlayer_]

"Hello, My name is Unai Simon, Spain's goalkeeper. Nice to meet you guys, I don't think you saw me, I was on the pitch too."😂😂

[Spookz @SpookzRotten]

didn't get yelled at by my new duo after we died

[Chico de férias Madrid @TiochicoMadrid]

🚨GRAVE: Irritado com a perda do terceiro lugar, Olise saca uma arma e descarrega um pente INTEIRO contra os companheiros no vestiário.

Não há feridos.

[autist @litteralyme0]

messi

[Owen Arands @OwenArandz]

Accidentally the most dramatic camera work ever seen in the commons just now...

[PokkeIsKing @Volpe_Is_King]

"64 teams will completely dilute that field! The game is gone!"

The 2 AM match between Vatican City and Planet Namek:

[Liv @Liv_Agar]

This tweet is like the inverse of how wealthy Christians must feel about the camel/eye of a needle Jesus quote

[⸮ @QUEST_FOR_POWER]

videos like these make me so sure that i would be laughing my ass off at charlie chaplin if i lived in the early 20th century

[rien ✮ l'incelphobique | vgen openദ്ദി(｡•̀ ,~)~✩‧₊ @himejinist]

🚨 BREAKING

There are reports claiming that Argentinian President Javier Milei bet the country's ENTIRE GDP on Argentina winning their Round 16 match against Egypt.

Their GDP has now been doubled to $2.

[Kylian Mbappé @KMbappe]

Madame Celeste Amarilla,
Vous êtes une femme méprisable et indigne de sa fonction.
Vous ne représentez pas le Paraguay, ce pays qui a transpiré la passion et l’honneur tout au long de la compétition. Par votre inconscience et votre racisme décomplexé, le monde entier a déjà oublié le parcours et l’effort historique que vos joueurs ont réalisés durant cette coupe du monde pour laisser place à une dame incompétente donnant la pire image possible de son pays.
Je ne laisserai jamais aux gens comme elle, la liberté de laisser propager leur haine et leur racisme à travers le monde.

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

Erling Haaland please tap into every genetic memory of your Viking forefathers and raze this English team to the ground.

[turbomander @turbomander]

HEARTBREAKING: king forced to raise taxes on the peasantry after trusted advisor reveals existence of a higher number

[PmAmTraveller @pmamtraveller]

"...And Stay Down!" by artist Charles Keegan