Hurricane Chris

what it do

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Choke artists can’t even handle the smoke

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The NFL concussion spotters trying to lure Skattebo into the blue tent so they can study his brain for science

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The apocalypse is nigh

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First Giant Baby, now X Æ A-12. We must prevent the birth of the next 2 Horsemen of the Apocalypse. Who’s with me

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Alright so we’re 3 in the hole. Most dangerous lead in sports

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@bigcontentguy Monsieur CottonCandie

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@Capitals

[Rolling Stone @RollingStone]

.@billieeilish tells Rolling Stone she likes to masturbate in front of a mirror.

"Partly because it’s hot, but it also makes me have such a raw, deep connection to myself and my body, and have a love for my body that I have not really ever had."

More: https://t.co/C9wZPMBjwp

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1st time making Buff chick dip in the Pressure Cooker. Had to make sure I wouldn’t accidentally make a pipe bomb in my apt and got some inspo for next years Super Bowl

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It’s been 3 days, I think she’s playing hard to get

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@brucebrahn Ryan day grown up

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@Commanders @Telemundo44

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@Capitals

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I would have better luck streaming the Super Bowl from a Taliban cave in Afghanistan than trying to use @GetSpectrum . This is a direct affront to democracy

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“My boy down there thinks ur cute”

My boy:

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Hot dog vendor

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🤝 Welcome to the team

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UFC star Israel Adesanya arrested for carrying brass knuckles at JFK: police https://t.co/LHEMz9Umko

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@Commanders @washfm 🗣 BOOOOOOO

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@brucebrahn The people request a Simmy drive

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Hop in the time machine bro we’re gonna take shrooms and go eat at Mars 2112

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Dear @GetSpectrum,

I have not had wifi in nearly a fortnight. One can only hold steadfast for so long with his thumb up his arse. Please resolve with haste or my hand shall be forced to find another provider.

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@Commanders Fuck you