Sir Ryan

Aloha

[ℏεsam @Hesamation]

Anthropic in 2037 after finding out your grandma has a handwritten diary that they didn’t scan and burn

[posionedmoon @posionedmoon]

Because you don’t know them

[#theehbic @wh0ref4iry]

can we talk about how fucking useless siri is

[ADAM @adamemedia1]

It’s actually gross the amount of money China spends on things like unlimited clean energy for its citizens when it could be sending that money to Israel instead.

[Ryanair @Ryanair]

0 World Cups vs 0 World Cups

[Brian Graham 🦬 @iroasmas]

just heard my wife threaten my daughter with holding her back in age, not letting her turn 7 (because daughter’s been delinquent in a responsibility). she was looking at my wife kind of scared, like, “i didn’t even know you could do that.” and i’m looking at my wife the same way

[Carljob 🇵🇸 🇮🇪 @bornposting]

genuinely perhaps the most failed rebranding in history, everyone still calls it twitter unless you're a mega chud

[luda 🇺🇸 @luda8t]

Beautiful community note

[Sir Ryan @Sir_Ryan_3rd]

@DAKKADAKKA1 It always makes up stuff and false scenarios when I’m working on my code 😂

[DAKKADAKKA @DAKKADAKKA1]

How do we know the ai just isn’t making shit up?

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

#KeepHTShowsOutOfFootball

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

France vs England was like...

[wambui @wambuijoan2024]

😂

[Oge 🌷 @Tinuoge__]

"my san, you mast conka dee bathong empayar"

[Petite Ebony Girl 🇵🇸 @PetiteEbonyGirl]

The threat of homelessness and hunger can be quite coercive

[Ace̵̜̭̖̋ @_AceMMA]

White privilege at display here. Elon musk would have 8182 tweets calling for war if they were muslim or black.