a random guy

disaster gay. bad at social media. he/him

[a random guy @SirAngelface]

Me: [describing what synecdoches are]
Ben: “So like when you call someone an asshole”
Me: “…. Yes 🤣”

[a random guy @SirAngelface]

@scribescribe Gay

[a random guy @SirAngelface]

@psuedo_catalyst 🪨 💫

[a random guy @SirAngelface]

@feedingonwind Right?? For me it’s Amherst.

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

reasons. i should be your valentine:

6. lots of cuddle experience
2. i have been told. i am cute
9. i will protect you. from evildoers
3. convenience. i am right here
5. i don’t have a valentine yet

[Qasim Rashid, Esq. @QasimRashid]

“Why must you always concentrate on color?”

As always, this answer from James Baldwin is what you were looking for. Must watch.

#BlackHistoryMonth

[Torfi @torfias]

I released a game yesterday! Here is a little thread about it.

[a random guy @SirAngelface]

@flitephoto Nooo, so rudeeee!!!

[a random guy @SirAngelface]

@feedingonwind I. Love. Your. Cat.

[a random guy @SirAngelface]

@psuedo_catalyst If you want more, our crabapple tree is bending over the weight of its fruit. Can send pic of fruit later as preemptive quality check

[a random guy @SirAngelface]

@psuedo_catalyst Somehow my brain skips the logical ‘m-sixteen’ and goes right to ‘mig’

[a random guy @SirAngelface]

@psuedo_catalyst Sounds like we’re passing the no-sleep baton, bc 4:30am is ~when I’ve been able to fall asleep this week 🫤

[a random guy @SirAngelface]

@psuedo_catalyst “The Flavor Witch” was absolutely an earned epithet!!! While not your only skill, you’re DEFINITELY god-tier with food 🥰

[a random guy @SirAngelface]

Ben has decided that the optimal way to hyphenate our last names is McGlew-Parent, because “it contains gloop”. I want to respect his aspirations for our future, but this is challenging to accept. Please send emotional support.

[Tansu Yegen @TansuYegen]

Wowww very nice designs

[a random guy @SirAngelface]

@feedingonwind Where are you? Asking for… a friend

[a random guy @SirAngelface]

Pro tip: puppies lose their baby teeth.

Brought to you by a very startled and concerned dad

[a random guy @SirAngelface]

@traderjodie I’ve had great success using modified puzzles from Zoombinis. It randomizes every time, and every puzzle has 4 levels of difficulty so you can have the same type of puzzle get more (or less) complicated later on in the same dungeon. Works on adults too 😂 (don’t tell my players)

[a random guy @SirAngelface]

Ben, watching Moon Knight and chiding gods: “Khonshu do anything useful?”

[a random guy @SirAngelface]

Joke’s on me - 3 days later and my own silly earworm song is still stuck in my head. Whyyyy

[a random guy @SirAngelface]

Okay I understand pet parents now that I am one. I’ve spent the past 20 minutes serenading my precious baby boy with nonsense.