Sir Barnacles

[Sir Barnacles @SirBarnacles]

@elonmusk @StephenKing I'm with @StephenKing . Nobody wants to pay the bill for your mistake. Just do what the Great @GordonRamsay would do with a #dumpsterfire service.#shutitdown. Your Twitter will fade out like #MySpace. Quit while you're ahead and stick to rockets. It's better for #thehumanrace.

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@RightWingWatch Is he trying to get plastic surgery to look like his nasty wife?

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@Hardees I bet he was driving an old beat up 1987 Toyota Camry with a temp tag. 🤣

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@IvankaTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr @EricTrump Because of how you, your father, and your siblings handled the #COVID19 situation while in office, hundreds of thousands of American Citizens lost their mothers. So I feel no sympathy for you, or your family. 🖕

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@BezansonMan @nasa_eo

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@StationCDRKelly I make poodle.

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@godsmack @ParisVisone @godsmack Shhhhhhh, I'm trying to sleep, 3 miles away, but all I hear is a has-been band playing at a trashy venue/park. #stinkyfarts

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@redconfetti Willy Billy is a #douche.... I would have had him arrested for assault right there in front of everyone... He should have his award revoked, and he should also be banned from all award ceremony's.

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@ELDENRING The rave dancing trees that are supposed to look like trees swaying in the wind or storm are... well.. stupid.. #ELDENRING #rave

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@ELDENRING Do I need eagle toenails and cow feathers to save the game? Or little fingers and carrots to play multi-player? WTF, I'm lost.

How do I make the text larger too? Deer pies and snake toes that I missed at the beginning? 💩💩 #ELDENRING

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@redconfetti

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@BillOReilly I just see a bunch of trashy people without masks. #clowns

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@thenewsjunkie Agreed. Unless they lay golden eggs...

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@thenewsjunkie Yes

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@Acyn Looks like @KellyannePolls has some mouth herpes going on. EWWWWWWW!

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@DonaldJTrumpJr Howdy! I just dropped in to say, you're a piece of shit! Have a fantastic day! 😃

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@news6wkmg What's up with the crazy crazy traffic on 408 Westbound?

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@DonaldJTrumpJr You and your family are old trashy news.. Go back to ripping people off and golden showers..

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@thenewsjunkie Hmmm, her "Friend" definitely has something else going on there... I got vaccinated and I'm shooting loads everywhere!! 🥒💦

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@newsmax @seanspicer Spicey always looks like he's constantly pooping something heavy. Out of both holes.. #ByeFelicia #PoorLittleGuy