Benjamin

[Benjamin @SirBendleton]

Every single time I tell my daughter no, she very lovingly walks over and gives me a hug before immediately returning to whatever activity I asked her to refrain from

[Benjamin @SirBendleton]

Jokic on his way to the barber

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

Get this barber a raise

[Benjamin @SirBendleton]

The strike zone tonight
#worldseries

[Benjamin @SirBendleton]

Yellowjackets (2021)

[Benjamin @SirBendleton]

@blakekimball The Bear, and it’s not particularly close

[Benjamin @SirBendleton]

@JaelenStrong Hit up junior! https://t.co/exOjgMuZGd

[Benjamin @SirBendleton]

@blakekimball The Turkey Trot specials

[Benjamin @SirBendleton]

@AndrewLeezus @bluebirdcourt

[Benjamin @SirBendleton]

@morgenquist ✋����

[Phoenix Suns @Suns]

𝙈𝙊𝙊𝘿.

[Rob Perez @WorldWideWob]

The Suns having Kevin Durant is not unfair, what’s unfair is they get to have Kevin Durant while wearing the coolest jerseys in the game too.

[Benjamin @SirBendleton]

@JaelenStrong https://t.co/cqtZYxNZuX

[Benjamin @SirBendleton]

@blakekimball Growing up playing live music, coupled with the nostalgia of when restaurants had smoking sections haha. Every time I walk into a casino or somewhere you can smoke inside, its like a Time Machine to the 90’s

[bluebird 🌙🪩✨ @bluebirdcourt]

My husband and i met on Twitter. 7 years and 3 kids later here we are. Sorry to all those who haven’t met their Twitter spouse yet, Elon shouldn’t be able to take that from you!!!!!

[Benjamin @SirBendleton]

@brooklynROFL Our oldest has been trying to figure out how to gauge time and does the same thing. Her standards of measurement are song length, show length, movie length haha

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

government: hey is it cool if we spend $115,000 to house this poor person for a year

voters: wtf?? absolutely not

government: but what if I told you they had a small amount of marijuana and need to be punished

voters: in that case absolutely, spend as much as you like

[Benjamin @SirBendleton]

@teodouble @cronair Both are a billboard of embarrassment

[Connor @cronair]

Few things say “I’m a total and complete loser” quite like wearing Lions Not Sheep apparel

[Benjamin @SirBendleton]

@blakekimball Fleabag

[Benjamin @SirBendleton]

@colbyajohnson I can’t do it. It almost tastes flat straight out of the can.